Quotes About Humor

If you don't have humor, you're not going to make it. You're going to be one of those people who walks around with your head about to explode.

I've never met a human being like Rajinikanth sir. Every time he walks in, there is this aura around him. He is very humble, gentle and sweet to spot boys, light men and gives the same amount of respect to everyone. What I enjoy about him is his sense of humour. He is highly knowledgeable and can be mostly seen with a book in his hand.

Miley's always been Noah's biggest fan. Miley's always like, 'I can be in a room until Noah walks in!' She truly has always had something very special. She probably is the funniest person I know.

The hope is that you're never pigeonholed, but at the same time I would have been content being a guy in the sitcom who walks in and has crumbs on his chest and goes, 'Where's the doughnuts?' I would have been fine with that. It's an honor to get paid to make people laugh on a sitcom.

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

My dad is one of my favorite human beings in the world. He's just a good person, and he could entertain a brick wall.

When someone says 'Yasss queen!' to me, I turn around and, X-Men style, run through a wall. You'll never hear from me again.

I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm not on the road. There's this guy, this comedian, and this is how he thinks, but people really don't know anything about me.

When we go to see comedians or funny movies, they don't address the wall behind them; they face us. This is why a game's first job is to entertain through gameplay and secondarily through humor, drama, or other traditional entertainment devices. The humor has to be a gentleman. I mean, it needs to be squeezed in around the game.

You can laugh at somebody because they are innocent, and because they are naive or they are about to walk into a wall, but if somebody's giving you stuff, if somebody's talking, giving you their take on things, what makes you laugh, generally speaking, is going to be somebody who is telling it in an angry way.

I look like a very nice, benign Jewish man-boy.

I'd really like to see Mary Berry busting out a Pitbull number!

Besides, Weebles are too hard to draw - they just end up looking like eggs, not people.

It actually was 'RuPaul's Best Friend Race' for me.

I'd love to be Katherine Heigl's best friend in a movie!

The funny story was that I actually quite fancied David's best friend Jerome first, and then Jerome let me down easy that he was gay. He's now one of my best friends and I married David.

The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period.

I've been told the best way to make a sexy face is to say 'pruuune.'

I love to make people laugh, and I believe that laughter and song are the best way to help young children learn.

I just want to make people laugh, and I want to do that the best way possible.

If you want to reach any kind of poignancy or meaning a lot of times, coming from comedy is the best way to get there.

I bet I would make a really good daughter-in-law.

My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh.