Quotes About Humor

My doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the x-rays.

Man plans, and god laughs. Like the ant and the grasshopper.

Yo mama so fat that when she skips a meal the stock market crashes

See? Small steps. Just take it one thing at a time and you'll be fine. Angel, I'm not going to hurt you. You know that, right? Can you nod for me? Breathe a little?" Tender humor mixed with the concern in his face could undo her. And give her reassurance. She was rather amazed at the combination.

I'd fire that woman if I knew how to operate a vacuum.

Tyler seriously considered fabricating an outbreak of salmonella in the hors d'oeuvres and an impending locust plague, either of which would require everyone to leave now.

Lauren swallowed. "Lisette also told me... you weren't house-trained." He gave her a knowing look, but said only, "She had one out of two things right.

You could have at least let me adjust my towel," she said. He glanced down at her, and with her arm occupied in holding on, there was nothing she could do but endure the heated perusal. "Why would I want to do that?" he grinned.

You're being too nice about all this," she said. "You're right about that," he said, surprising her. "If you'd stop being so pitiful, I could drop the whole chivalry thing and stare at your tits.

The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.

I got my dad a great father's Day present. He called to say: 'Ach. Zis present is so good I now think it vas almost vorth having children.

The man of understanding finds everything laughable.

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than what they think laughable.

Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away.

The intelligent man finds everything laughable, the sensible man hardly anything.

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they find to laugh at.

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.

Mas o mau humor não seria antes uma irritação íntima em razão do sentimento de nossa própria insuficiência, um descontentamento em relação a nós mesmos, ao qual se junta sempre a inveja em razão de uma vaidade idiota? Quando vemos algumas pessoas felizes, sem que para isso tenhamos contribuído, essa felicidade nos é insuportável.

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at.

The biggest laughs are based on the biggest disappointments and the biggest fears.

I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.

With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me.

Death is what makes life fun.

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.