Quotes About Humor

His foe was folly and his weapon wit.

I've got a great sense of humor.

You've already said you were going to kill me," Alex said, "but I didn't think that meant you were going to bore me to death.

Whatever you say, old boy. Just look after yourself. And whatever you do, don't swallow the gum!

I've met police dogs with more intelligence than those two. You could tell them everything we've done, down to the last word, and they'd still end up running around in a circle, sniffing each other's arses.

That wasn't bad," Tom said. "Almost as good as Alex." "You've got to be kidding," Jack growled. "Alex would have blown them up or forced them off the road. Just a shame I forgot my hand grenade." "Next time," Tom said.

could imagine Akira Anno and Alain Badiou together, talking into the small hours. I'm sure it would have been a barrel of laughs.

Cara Grunshaw and Darren Mills are both thick as shit. I've met police dogs with more intelligence than those two. You could tell them everything we've done, down to the last word, and they'd still end up running round in a circle, sniffing each other's arses.

It's always been my belief that the best way to weaken your enemies, whether they are bullies, politicians or unpleasant relatives, is to laugh at them.

I can't even remember who said it, but the only way that book was going to change someone's life was if it fell on them.

You've already said you're going to kill me," Alex said, "but I didn't think that meant you were going to bore me to death.

I'd rather kiss the horse....

No offense, but I'd rather kiss the horse.

You can kiss me if you like," she said. Alex let go of her and turned away. "Thanks, Fiona," he said. "But frankly I'd prefer to kiss the horse.

George W. Bush has dutifully, if not intentionally, provided Americans with laughs for nearly a decade. He has also made them cry, sometimes for the same reason.

The Bible has no doubt had much influence in its time, but it provides very few laughs. None, in fact.

'Everwood' I think provides a unique feeling, an emotional experience. And other shows on TV don't have the acting talent to do that. Each one of our actors can do a serious scene and a humorous scene, and can do it all within the same sequence. They can go from a heartbreaking moment to a humorous moment.

Comedy provides an escape from the horrors of real life.

Anybody, providing he knows how to be amusing, has the right to talk about himself.

Comedies always need to be provocative and catch your attention in a way that dramas don't have to.

There's a playwright named S.M. Berryman, Sam Berryman, who wrote these kinds of social comedies. They are actually extremely sharp and still quite provocative.

It's barely OK for me to be dressed up as a black guy. But part of me kind of enjoys provoking people.

Every time you'd turn on the set you'd see me eating a prune in a prune ad. My friends used to call me Prune Boy, even on the football field.

I read one of the funniest books last week by Don DeLillo. He wrote this book, 'Amazons' many years ago, under the pseudonym Cleo Birdwell. The book is very funny but I also think it's funny that he denies any involvement with it.