Quotes About Humor

Oh, yeah. If there's one thing I'm good for, it's comic relief.

My father once said I was as gullible as a fish. I thought he said edible. I thought he meant I was tasty. The

when he left, my dad said two things. First: Sometimes I envy your mom not being able to hear and Second: If Uncle Bill is allergic to cats maybe he won't be able to visit us anymore. Ha ha ha.

May I offer you some advice? I'd rather you offered me a fast horse and a head start, Richard said with a tight smile. But I'll take the advice, too.

Now our poor Gib never had a sense of humor to lose...

I suppose it's nothing to you that your nose is cold and damp? I thought not. Contrive to leave my hair rooted to my head, if you please. And if I detect so much as a paw-flick toward that earring, you, my fine sir, are mouse meat.

What's really transformative is our willingness to keep going, our openness to possibility, our patience, our effort, our humor, our growing self-knowledge, and the strength that we gain as we keep going.

Laughing at your pettiness probably works better than scolding yourself for it.

Time's up, Ladies. Let's go back inside. We can sit by the fire, hold hands, and sing Kumbaya, Seth called from the front porch. Fucker, Hammer muttered. I think we should beat his ass next, Liam muttered conspiratorially. Both men cracked a knowing grin. As if they'd read one another's minds, they raised their right arms and flipped Seth off, laughing. It felt good.

look around the table: my ex-wife, my ex-girlfriend and me. We aren't a law firm— we're a support group. Somebody will probably name a 12-step program after us.

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But Sissy had a way of bringing out the fun side of anybody if she'd a mind to. To quote Janie Mae, Sissy came out of my womb with her middle finger raised.

Okay. Let's see what we've got. He lifted up her foot and said, Well, what we've got here is a freakin' boat. Really? She slammed her heel against the side of his face, snapping his head to one side. How big are they now, Mitch? Rubbing the abused side of his face, Dainty little elf feet? Exactly.

Dear God in heaven." Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. "My God, y'all. She's the worst goddamn dancer I've ever seen." "Turn away. It'll hurt your eyes. Turn away!

Heifer." "Rich man's whore!" "At least mine can cook the food he eats. And replaces it, too." "Now see, Dee-Ann Smith. That was just mean!

So, hoss. Have you actually told her you're in love with her?" "She won't let me. When I tried, she threw me down a flight of stairs." "And you're not concerned about that?" "There weren't that many steps.

Do you think I'm pretty?" Smitty glanced away from the computer screen he'd been staring at for the last three hours, looked at his sister, and shook his head. "No." "What do ya mean no?" "You asked. Sorry if you didn't like the answer. I always thought you were funny lookin'. Asked momma, 'What is that thing laying in your bed?' And she said, 'I found it hiding under a car, you be nice to it now.

Blayne turned her head to look at Gwen, but caught sight of Dee-Ann standing behind them. Ahh! Where the hell did you come from? Momma says from the love she shares with my daddy, Dee calmly replied.

I'd rather have rabies than be in love. Why? Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.

You sniffed her ass, didn't you?" Conall didn't even bother hiding his grin.

When it comes to death, we know that laughter and tears are pretty much the same thing.

Humor was an antiseptic that cleaned the deepest of personal wounds.

That's one more thing people don't know about Indians: We love to talk dirty.

What's so funny?' asked Peone. 'Catholic cops are funny,' said Lester. 'You were listening?' 'Yeah.' 'Yeah? Catholic Indians are funny.' 'There's lots of Catholic Indians.' 'There's lots of Catholic cops.