Quotes About Humor

I don't necessarily know much about comedy, I don't spend a lot of time watching it. Mainly because all my life for about 50 years I've had comedy.

Early in my life I had made a pact with myself. I would never eat anything that moved when I cooked it, excited the dog, or inflated upon impact with my teeth.

When I was at the interview asked how I cope with life's difficulties, I said that saving sense of humor. I'm not lying.

Cubans joke and satirize everything that life gives them, and I think that's a positive characteristic.

Sometimes the best cure for life's woes is a sense of humor.

You only become funny when you have a complete reverence for life.

If you can laugh your way through life, you can have a good time as you're going through the sometimes troubling time that we have in our lives.

In real life, comedians aren't funny.

That's the thing that most people don't realize. In real life, comedians aren't funny. They save it. They save it up.

Humor is an attitude, a survivor's way of looking at life. It's not about telling jokes.

Life should be taken ironically; otherwise, it becomes a tragedy.

I've been short all my life. And if anyone wonders what my dying wish will be, they can stop wondering. That will be easy. I'll just tell them, 'I'll have a short bier.'

People find it hard to be both comic and serious, though life manages it easily enough.

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.

Life as the chosen religious figure for a colony of cryptid mice can be a lot of things, but it's definitely never boring.

Ugh! Young girls, they should laugh. Life's bad enough when you're grown, you might as well laugh when you're young.

When you lose your sense of humor, get a job running an elevator, because your life will be a series of Ups and Downs anyway.

There's comedy even in tragedy. There's comedy in life. And in 'Castle', we go for that comedy.

Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke.

Seinfeld has his way of telling jokes - and I'm not comparing myself to Seinfeld, his genius is observing the small details of everyday life and finding humor in it.

The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters.

The s - t I put on Instagram, in a lot of ways, I'm making fun of what it actually is. Some of the things I put on there are absolutely ridiculous because parts of my life are absolutely ridiculous.

I always like the physical comedy because I actually do a lot of it in my own life, but not on purpose. I am the klutziest person on the planet. It's easy for me.

Life in itself is short enough, but the physicians with their art, know to their amusement, how to make it still shorter.