Quotes About Humor

You can't use irony as a way of disengaging with the difficult or emotional aspects of life.

'I want to touch people but if I touch them in real life they'll slap me.' That's what writing isit's a gross person getting a hug.

Life is like The Muppet Show, but instead of Muppets there's anxiety.

I'm at the stage in my life that real-estate apps turn me on.

It is one of the peculiar truths of life that people often say things that they know full well are ridiculous.

I guess the subject of race is so natural to me I never think of it as hefty. It's something I talk about and joke about and discuss with my loved ones every day of my life.

Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker

Scientists have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is life after death -- though they say it's virtually impossible to get decent Chinese food.

You can't throw away years of your life because it makes a funny anecdote.

I've always had a way with the little people, making it a point to humor them without looking down my nose at their wasted empty lives.

I don't really want to tell jokes about trivia; I'd kind of rather tell jokes about things like life and death.

In my personal life, I'm a comic novel. But then, so are we all, because we're human beings.

I think it's a brilliant tool to have, not only to have a sense of humor, but to be able to use humor to help one navigate life, and I tend not to be that type of person. I wish I were.

But I'm tone deaf - window-shattering tone deaf. I can't sing for the life of me. I can't sing or dance, so no remake of 'Grease' for me!

Laughter is the jam on the toast of life. It adds flavor, keeps it from being too dry, and makes it easier to swallow.

Standup is tough; if you are going through a hard period in your life, it is very hard to get up in front of people and be the happy guy in the room.

Ha, but my life is a box of wormgears.

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

I've hated cockroaches my entire life.Tweeting jokes about it helps me cope, in a way. I'm not as jumpy killing cave crickets as I used to be. I still jump plenty though.

In my personal life, my family makes me laugh more than anybody; I think that is the same for everybody. I certainly hope it is.

'One Week' changed my life because I used to be the Million Dollars Guy, and now I'm the Chickity China Guy.

Might as Well Laugh ...remember ...when ...Life ...made ...sense

I have a lot of people in my life who are truly ridiculous characters, and they're very, very funny people, but they don't really try to be. They're not cracking jokes.

I don't take life so seriously I can just play with life.