Quotes About Humor

Mama Lo can get a bit nasty whenever I play with the cubs. She thinks I'm going to eat one, but they're not to my taste. Too hairy. Now if she'd let me skin one, I might be interested. (Simi) He laughed in spite of himself. Are you joking about that? (Gallagher) Oh no. I never joke about hairy food. It's disgusting. (Simi)

What the hell are you doing here again? (Terri) I have a question. (Nathan) Tell you what. I'll give you my cell phone number so you can just call me the next time you have one, and save you all the effort of breaking and entering. Free up a lot of your day. (Terri)

Things were about as normal as a Luddite working for Bill Gates.' – Sundown

Will you accept me? (Fury) No, I'm here naked with you because all my clothes fell off by accident and I can't find them. (Angelia)

And there's one more thing. (Gabriel) Neutering? (Zeke)

Like a wombat in a cornfield." Jo "Beg pardon?" Cadegan "You're not the only one who can throw together random words that make no sense and use them in a sentence like they do." Jo

I swear if that's a pair of demon horns digging into my belly and stabbing me right now, Ash, I'm going to beat you after it's born." ''Cause face it, horns on the head didn't come from my side of the family of genetic code.' – Tory

Mama, Bubba said as he came out of the back. I can't beat up everyone in the world for being stupid. Have you seen how many of them are out there? I work retail. Trust me. The world's eat up with it. And aren't you the one that's always saying, 'you can't fix stupid, son so don't try?' Besides, I got better things to do with my time than fight every idiot I come into contat with.

A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta)

He's not lying. I can assure you, he's part fish. Jacques Cousteau has nothing on him. Aquaman, either. (Solin)

You're a genius!" – Abigail "Ah now, don't be going on like that. I might actually think you like me, and where would we be then?" – Sundown

I got a skanky dog with more brains than you and bigger balls. (Nathan)

Don't look at me for this. As stated I lack the necessary female equipment for wet nursery. And I once killed a cactus and Bubba's goldfish watching over them. No offense, I don't want to kill Malphas or find a toilet big enough to flush him. Come to think of it, I don't recall him eating anything around me. Ever. Last time he went down, he told me he wanted blood to heal, and I only do that for the Red Cross. Nick

No. I'm quite certain I'm human. Most days anyway. Mornings not always withstanding. Instead of a purse, I'm much more of a bear in the early hours of the day.

Thank goodness her father isn't here. Talyn, you should warn him before Nykyrian returns that he has no sense of humor about males courting his daughter. Talyn let out an evil laugh. Why should I? I look forward to the entertainment. Am thinking I should take odds on it. -Kiara & Talyn

For making Adron human again. It's been a long time. (Tiernan) Screw you, Tier. (Adron) Yeah, bro, since when was Adron ever human? More like a festering subspecies of some kind. You know. Like a pimple on the ass of a warthog. (Taryn)

Do you own anything not pink? I have a purple razor if you'd rather. Please. She pulled out a darker pink one. That's not purple, Talon said. It's pink too.

I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to Damn it or Asshole Styxx

You're not pregnant, are you? (Jack) What would make you think that? (Syd) Barefoot. Pregnant. Them things go hand in hand, 'cause them pregnant women have feet that can swell up to ten times their normal size. (Jack)

You're not going to bite me with your fangs, are you?

His pale skin turned a greenish cast. A verbal kick in the nuts did that to a man.' (Carlos)

Jeremy is as much use in that cockpit as a blow-up doll. Actually, that's not fair since the blow-up doll could be used as an air bag. (Carlos)

Boy, don't you dare insult me with that shit. They can kiss my furry wolf ass, which is exactly what Aimee would skin alive if I dared let them have you. I don't give up family." He paused. "Well, they could have Fury. I'm not that attached to him. But they'd only keep him till he opened his mouth, then launch his ass back to me with a catapult. He's like a bad boomerang that way.

That didn't sound like them slinging beads at us. Think if I whip my shirt off, they'll go blind and leave?" Nick