Quotes About Humor

Tabitha checked her watch. It was almost ten. "I don't know about you, but I'm famished. Want to go grab a bite?" Valerius gave her an amused stare. "You have to be the only woman alive who would ask a man with fangs that question.

All right, everyone. Fess up. Who just shat in their pants? C'mon. Admit it. He raised his hand. I know I did and I'm wolf enough to own it. Jess ignored him. Are you all right? he asked Abigail. She was still a little too pale for his tastes. I think I'm going to own Sasha's question. Definitely put me on your list.

Tell him what? Kat's a raging nymphomaniac. (Kytara) Tara! (Kat) Oh, all right. She's so bland she makes plain toast look spicy. (Kytara)

Nick let loose an evil laugh. It ended early. Stone cracked the coach's wee-belows with a badly thrown ball. I'm sure we'll all be running laps for hours tomorrow. But today... Coach had to go ice himself. Bubba and Mark sucked their breaths in sharply. That'll ruin his weekend. Yeah, and then some, Caleb added.

Why'd he call you?" – Sundown "My charming personality." – Zarek

Speaking of friends…why did our new coyote buddies run from you?" – Sundown "I'm that badass." – Sasha "Seriously." – Sundown "O ye of little faith. You doubt my rep? My skills?" – Sasha "And your brains." – Sundown

Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca)

What would he imagine next? Little hairy beasties tap-dancing on his sofa, or other fey creatures sneaking up on him in the shower?' (Syn)

Relax, Medea. We've come to see your mother. (Tory) Your funeral. (Medea) It's always so good to see you, too. You're just such a ray of happy sunshine. I so look forward to all our interactions. (Tory)

Jess! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Are you all right? Are you alive? Did I hurt you? Jess? Can you speak?" – Abigail "Yeah, I can talk. But I kind of like the attention you're giving me. You want to grope a little lower, it'd be even better." – Sundown

Joy, oh joy. He'd rather have his entrails pulled out through his nostrils.' (Fang)

It takes 42 muscles to smile. Instead pick up your middle finger and say bite me!

C'mon, Devyn, move already. You're like watching ice freeze. You keep this pace up and my grandkids will be able to finish the game for you. (Young Adron) Shut the fuck up, Adron, I'm thinking. (Young Devyn) Yeah, I can see the smoke coming out of your ears. What? You strip a gear or something trying to think? Want me to call Vik over to take your turn for you? (Young Adron)

What if he wakes up before you get home and steals you blind? (Wayne) Steals what? My clothes won't fit him and I have nothing of any value. Not unless he likes my Peter, Paul, and Mary collection anyway. (Sunshine)

Don't worry if I lay my head back and start to snore while we're flying. It's normal. I'm just here in case Jake has a stroke and dies. (Tony)

Look, I don't care what the Ooga-Boogas do. It sounds like they need a family counselor, not a sniper. (Steele) They're not Ooga-Boogas, they're Uhbukistanis. (Syd) Whatever. My personal belief is that we should leave Ooga-Booga Land to the Oomp-Loompas. Let them fight it out with the Snozzwangers, Wangdoogles, and the mean Vermicious Knids. I'd rather go peal carrots with a spoon. (Steele)

Perhaps I should sit up front with the driver and give you two enough space to beat the crap out of each other and settle this like grown adolescents. (Geary)

Sway says you've been taking really good care of him for me. (Claria) Well, his mom did a great job housebreaking him, so he doesn't require too much work. Not to mention Vik doesn't mind walking him once a day. It's all good. (Devyn) You're such a smartass. (Claria)

I am a socially akward man-dork-Nick

If I'm not back in a few hours…well, I don't want to think about that. I might change my mind about doing this. I'm thinking happy thoughts. Creamed dog innards and rotten steak. Yeah. Yum! (Asmodeus)

Did you get hungry and eat my colleagues?

I have two words for you. (Terri) Oh, yeah? (Josie) Whatever- (Terri) That's one word. (Josie) –bitch. (Terri)

Depends. (Adron) On? (Livia) Whether or not they're plotting against you. Taryn's like a head injury. It's only funny when it happens to someone else. And Tiernan…I think there's now a hurricane on Chrinon VI named after him. (Adron)

I would kiss you anyway, but I have a feeling that if I tried– (Rafael) I'd kick you in the nuts and tear your ear off. (Celena) That would hurt. (Rafael) That's the idea. (Celena)