Quotes About Humor

Am I forgiven yet?" – Sundown "Find. But only because you look good naked." – Abigail

You ready to train tonight? Kyrian Sure I can always use another butt-whipping. Stone didn't stuff me in a locker today or slam my head into a fountain. I was beginning to feel neglected. Nick

Go stand in the corner until you learn to be more positive in your thinking. You need an attitude adjustment, Mr Daeve! Nick My attitude is fine. What I need is an environmental change where I'm not locked in a hovel with an ass Glares at Jaden the Nick---- and a pimple.Caleb Why are you laughing? Nick I'm reveling in the fact he left me off his hate list. Xev

Sparhawk just sounded too ludicrous for words when spoken out loud. What had the writer been thinking? Oh, do me, great big Sparhawk. You the man.' (Taryn)

I can't kill him. Celena You can do it baby. Rafeal You told me just last night that you wanted to choke the life out of me. Rafael That was for hogging the remote, and I wasn't serious. This is entirely different. Celena

In true Bastien form—and keeping in mind that he's only seven at the time—he yanks off his helmet, throws his backpack down, and lies on the ground, using the helmet for a pillow, and says to them, and I quote verbatim, 'Later, bitches. I'm done for the day. Y'all can carry me home or call for a lift. Either way, I ain't moving from here. My ass is too precious for this abuse.

So beautiful." – Coyote 'Ew…where's my Perv Be Gone?' – Abigail

Psst!" (Sasha turned around in a circle, looking for the source of the sound. Jess arched a brow at Abigail.) "I didn't do it." – Abigail (They looked at Sasha.) "What? Some freak noise gets made, and you blame the dog? That ain't right. Next thing you know, I'll get blamed for gas attacks, too." – Sasha

And here I thought I was being stealthy." – Ren "With that girly caw you let out? Did a frog crawl down your throat and die, or what?" – Sundown

I think I'm going to barf a hairball." – Sasha "You can't. You're canine." – Sundown "Tell that to the hairball in my stomach." – Sasha

What the hell am I doing in Nashville? What – you want me to shoot Minnie Pearl? (Steele)

You're boring me, M'Ordant. Go away. V'Aidan You can't be bored. M'Ordant And a good thing, too, since I'd no doubt perish from it while in your company. V'Aidan

Only Jess could make Kleenex sexy.' – Abigail

Watch this. Hayden Oh this is so weird. Hayden in Dragon form.Then he slapped his tail into the wall. Ow! Have to watch that. He jerked it back and hit himself in the head with the barbed end. Instantly he returned to being human so he could rub his unintended injury. Oh my God! Is that blood? Look at that! I'm bleeding. Hayden Oh my God! only my idiot twin could knock himself out with his own tail. How stupid are you? Edena

By the way, I have a bone to pick with you. Esperetta Only one? Velkan At the moment. Esperetta Then I can't wait to hear it. Velkan 'Bram' and 'Stoker'? Esperetta It was fitting, I thought. Velkan

Caleb says to Nick. He wouldn't have gone after you if you hadn't exposed yourself. and Nick thought to himself. Excuse me...? I do believe I kept it in my pants.

Why did you tell me about Babette?! (Gabrielle) Leash her until I have coffee or I may have to kill her. (Rae)

You drank my blood? Nick Aye Aeron Dude, that's gross. I hope you brushed your teeth afterward. Saw a dentist. Drank a gallon of Listerine. Nick I told you he wouldn't be angry for it. Nashira

Okay, no more jokes about ladybugs making you their bitch.

Nick couldn't resist teasing Ash. 'So does this make you visibly challenged?' 'No.' Ash said, putting his I.D back into his pocket, 'but if you don't lay off me, I'm going to make you breathing impaired.' -Nick and Ash

Yesterday, the country of Kosovo unveiled an 11-foot tall statue of former President Clinton. Yeah. That's right. The Clinton statue is so life-like, it's already been slapped 12 times.

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'

In comedy, reconcilement with life comes at the point when to the tragic sense only an inalienable difference or dissension with life appears.

If you know anything about me - and, if you do, I'm sorry that your life turned out like that.