Quotes About Humor

Askade took the battertoast, looked at it blearily. "I can't rewire it into a death ray without some extra parts," he said, and took a bite. "Hm. Tastes okay. What's the problem?

Le temps mauvais passe quand on mange et s'amuse—Bad times pass when one eats and is merry. On ne fait pas comme on veut, mais comme on peut—One doesn't do what one wants, but what one can. La moitié du monde se moque de l'autre moitié—Half the world laughs at the other half.

I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves.

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.

It'd be funny if one of them was called Gavin. Funny but irrelevant.

There are two texts: one from Patrick and one from her mother. Patrick: asdhaosihdkqebrkb. (Butt dial? Or incredibly drunk? Ava doesn't care.)

He uses air quotes, which makes him seem like such a boomer. "I appreciate it.

Whenever anyone suggested that she looked as if she'd been dragged through a hedge backwards, she used to groan loudly and ram in a few more pins until her head was a complete porcupine's back of hairpins!

Everyone here constantly laughed at tragedy, as if insulting misfortune would keep it at bay.

We'll live," Kodiak says as he pulls himself out of the water, lying on his side and wiping water from his thick hair. "We'll get cancer in our twenties, but we'll survive at least until then." "Was that a joke?" I ask, arranging myself next to him and wringing out the hem of my shirt. "Yes. It was a joke, and also it was true. It is a Dimokratia kind of joke.

A deceptively simple blues for when you need to be brought back to earth, reminded who you are. The song opened and opened and kept on opening. You could dance to it, drop down into your pelvis, let it make you funnier, funkier, smarter, skankier, snarkier, stankier. Listen to how smart this girl is! How self-aware and funny. A step ahead of everyone else.

I really love 'Soapdish.' I wish 'Soapdish' had more of a moment because I felt that that is a really strong, funny movie. Kevin Kline is hilarious in that movie.

See?" I crowed. "I know what I'm doing. Two weeks, tops, and you'll be begging to dip your fries in my shake." "You think?" It took me about a second before I realized I'd done it again. My mouth seriously needed a chaperone.

With all my might, I heave the axe into the ice, just inches from Kristoff's head. Oops.

Four ingredients help make self-control possible: humor, prayer, work, and friends.

Spooky," I whispered under my breath, and wondered if the last thing I ever said was going to be a not-very-funny physics joke.

And then I had my greatest stroke of genius since that ham sandwich with pickles that time.

The Merlin's sense of humor would be the death of me yet.

Good thing for me you're not a murderer." I smiled. "I could learn.

Tristen had been only half kidding. Samael's expression hinted that the angel had the other half. Tristen guessed that added up to one complete sense of humour between them.

At least he's laughing. It sounds as if he might strangle on it, but he's laughing. So help me God.

Mammals, apparently, were pretty funny to a carnivorous plant.

If beaks could smirk, she would have sworn him to be smirking.

Oh, the wolf has a sense of whimsy, does he?