Quotes About Humor

I think that there's got to be a comic gene in some way, but it's so much about it is how you grow up.

I'm just growing old, darling. I don't know about gracefully.

I like grown up comedy.

There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.

It is always funny to see a grown man bully get beat up by a little girl or anything.

My comedy grows as I grow as a person.

It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.

I'm not a dictator. It's just that I have a grumpy face.

You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny.

You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them.

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

If you and I believe two different things, I can attack you verbally all day, but if I can make you laugh and show you the absurdity of your argument, it will lower you guard. People let you in then.

You say you're a comedian, you always have to be on guard.

As you'll find in 'Guardians of the Galaxy 2,' I'm not actually a space alien.

I guess I'm attracted to things that are fun. I guess what is fun about this role in 'Suburgatory' is that there's a lot of room to play around.

It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and I guess it's clean.

I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages.

I may be going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing Howard Finkel does not get a lot of chicks!

Chris Guest movies are funny.

There's very few comedy sci-fis that have worked for me other than the classics, like 'Red Dwarf' and, of course, 'Hitchhiker's Guide.'

It's the comedy that guides me. The acting and all that stuff comes second. It's equally important, but I just try to do that as best as I can.

I sometimes joke that I'm half Jewish, because I was raised Catholic... and we share 'the guilt.'

I'd feel guilty just doing gags.