Quotes About Humor

I've dropped a lot of race humor from my routines, not because I think it is in bad taste, but because I don't want to be guilty of telling old jokes.

I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats.

There is a giant gulf between doing something and doing nothing. And someone who makes a lolcat and uploads it - even if only to crack their friends up - has already crossed that chasm to doing something. That's the sea change, and you can see it even with the cute cats.

I've always liked using humor, but what I had to with 'Chewing Gum' was take out a lot of darkness so it would be a bit more feel-good.

I was shot from the funny gun.

Guns N' Roses is a weighty subject, but in the same breath, I don't take it that seriously.

What heartens me is to see '30 Rock' on the air. It makes me laugh from my gut, which I really like to do.

I'm not the ugliest guy in the world.

Let the other guys do the crybaby stuff. Go for the laughs.

My most annoying habit is laughing all the time. I can't stop giggling. I do it because I'm nervous.

It's a fine line between hack and good comedy.

My hair has been mocked a lot.

I've always said that gray hair looks good on everybody but yourself. To me, it makes me look old.

I've got greasy hair, what can I say?

My dad gave me a haircut... and it wasn't a very good one. When I went out of the house, my friends got on my case and said it looked like someone put a chili bowl over my head and cut around it.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

My mother loves it when I talk about her. Half the time, I think she says things that she knows will go straight into the act.

I read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it.

I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall.

I wanted to be like 'Kids in the Hall.'

When all my girlfriends were watching 'ER,' I was watching episodes of 'Kids in the Hall.'

It's really a music hall act that we do.

The hallmark of a good comedy is that it can make you laugh, but it can also take you to the point where you're in love with these characters, and you want to see them be happy, and you want to feel that emotion for them.

Richie and Eddie couldn't exist without each other. They're two halves of the same person.