Quotes About Humor

He seems to have declared war on the King's English as well as on the English king.

Well,' said our engineer ruefully as we took our seats to return once more to London, 'it has been a pretty business for me! I have lost my thumb and I have lost a fifty-guinea fee, and what have I gained?' 'Experience,' said Holmes, laughing. 'Indirectly it may be of value, you know; you have only to put it into words to gain the reputation of being excellent company for the remainder of your existence.

I had the Irish faculty of seeing some gleam of humor in every darkness.

Watson: Get that out of my face. Sherlock: It's not in your face, it's in my hand. Watson: Get what's in your hand out of my face.

I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humors, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges, and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V. R. done in bullet-pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it.

It is very good of Lord St. Simon to honour my head by putting it on a level with his own," said Sherlock Holmes, laughing.

Summerlee burst into derisive laughter. 'A ptero-fiddlestick!' said he. 'It was a stork, if I ever I saw one.

Il n'y a pas des sots si incommodes que ceux qui ont de l'esprit - Nema neugodnije budale od one koja ima nešto duha.

I think, Watson, that you have put on seven and a half pounds since I saw you.

Hadrian snorted at his misplaced humor. Not giving up yet, Hauk. Besides, you know how much I love to live dangerously. Why else would I share a domicile with Jayne? Risking her wrath is what I do for fun. You need to find a new hobby, my friend. -Hadrian & Fain

So this is it, huh? Not how I thought I'd go out. (He glanced around at the extremely green cavern walls.) Well, at least we'll all be minty fresh when we go." – Sasha

You're going to throw me naked into a pit and make me drench myself in baby lotion, aren't you? Bride You live in New Orleans, where they can't even dig a grave. So tell me where I'm going to find this pit? Vane It's an above ground pit. Bride Hardly secretive. Vane But possible, Bride

No woman has ever killed a man while he was washing dishes.

Lo juro, mi madre debería haberme llamado Fido.

I' m going to bed. If anyone else attacks tonight, feed them Nick and tell them to go away. -Caleb

Baby, it's either laugh or cry and crying takes way too much energy. If you can't find humor in the shit life heaps on you, you really will grow miserable. -Syn

Come get some anytime you miss your mama and need your ass spanked. -Dev

Were you hurt?" (Nykyrian) Syn shifted, some of his anger diminishing. "No." (Syn) "Then why are you having a fit?" (Nykyrian) Syn laughed. "I don't know, it just felt right. You see why I don't like being sober? I overreact like an old woman." He opened his flask, then slammed it down on Nykyrian's desk. "Figures the damned thing would be empty." (Syn)

Laugh it up, asshole. But she who laughs last, laughs longest and I intend to belly roll tonight.

You have room for three more?" M'Adoc asked Sin. "Sure," Sin said. "We can always use more fuel for the pyre." Kish snorted. "For the record, I don't burn well." Xirena ruffled his hair. "Trust me, human, all of you burn well." "That's right," Simi added. "The Simi can ignite most folks and fry them up extra crispy." Kish

Got it. You're fourteen. I'm proud you can count that high. It's a testament to the modern American education system. But I should probable point out that you're not the only one. I'm told you go to a school with a whole class of-get this-kids who are fourteen.- Ash

Sherryl Woods

I endeavor to be serious and you will not take me seriously

Brace up. We're not about to embark on a duel to the death over the dishes.