Quotes About Humor

The Joker Never rub another man's rhubarb.

The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis.

All fishermen are liars; it's an occupational disease with them like housemaid's knee or editor's ulcers.

Literally, our show is friendship on display. It's not a written comedy show. It's not a reality show. It's just four friends making each other laugh. And who doesn't enjoy watching people enjoy their friends?

Every other reality show is so freakin' dramatic, I feel like they bring me down. 'Miz & Mrs' makes people laugh.

I can't be bothered with reality shows; I'd rather go and look through someone's letter box.

I don't watch reality TV.

I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool.

They asked me to go on 'Hell's Kitchen' but I'm banned from reality TV by my wife. She's not up for that kind of tomfoolery.

I'm the Christopher Biggins of reality TV.

We are not actually in charge of life, yet behave as if we are the masters of our own destiny. The realization of this fact is quite a hard one. The ridiculousness of our pomposity and presumption can only result in anger or humor.

I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.

I started to realize that comedy is what I really wanted to do, but I didn't want to do stand-up.

This is something people don't realize about me, but I can laugh - and laugh at myself.

I wanted to be a dramatic actor. I never realized I was funny until I was 20-something.

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

I always wanted attention, and I realized I could make people laugh.

That's the really neat thing about Dan Quayle, as you must have realized from the first moment you looked into those lovely blue eyes: impeachment insurance.

I remember once acting really cool on a bus with this girl named Stephanie. When I got home, I realized that I had a really big zit on my forehead. If you have acne problems, you really shouldn't be acting like Don Juan.

Trump is an amazing comedy writer without realizing it.

I am a joker in my family. I don't need to do anything, but the things I say and my actions make everyone laugh without even realizing.

I love 'Another Round.' It's Heben Nigatu and Tracy Clayton's podcast that's through BuzzFeed, and they're real funny and really themselves. And I like it because it's very funny, but it's outside the realm of comedians talking about comedy.

I'm clown realness!

As a single woman, I reap the benefits of being Stifler's mom.