Quotes About Humor

L'uomo fa progetti e Dio ride. Che cazzo di stupido aforisma è? Vuol dire che Lui è uno stronzo? Che fine ha fatto L'uomo fa progetti e Dio fa del Suo meglio perché questi progetti si realizzino? In quale religione c'è un'espressione del genere?

I kind of like it up here, Kugel said. It's got a certain fatalistic charm, a certain je ne sais fucked.

I'm ashamed to say this, but I watched every episode of 'Starsky and Hutch' as a kid. I loved that show, but now I think it's stupid - they'd have a car chase for no reason, then Paul Michael Glaser would shoot the car and it would blow up.

The great paradox and humor of God's audacious power: a stuttering prophet will be the voice of God, a barren old lady will become the mother of a nation, a shepherd boy will become their king, and a homeless baby will lead them home.:

I've grown to admire the humor of a God who uses foolish things to shame the wisdom of this world, and weaklings to remind the strong that they may not be as mighty as they think they are.

I can type with me toes Suck stout through me nose And where it's gonna end God only knows

Cannibals love Domino's Pizza. Not for the pizza, but for the delivery guy.

I then reluctantly headed up to my office, where I could do something exciting like alphabetize my pencil cup. Again.

Gregor werd nog roder. En toen werd hij groen. Ik knipperde een paar keer met mijn ogen, maar hij was nog steeds groen, met rode ogen. Net de Hulk: hij werd steeds groener en griezeliger en er sprongen twee hoorntjes uit de zijkant van zijn hoofd. Ik had wel eens gehoord van monsterachtige bazen, ik had er zelf een gehad, maar dit was echt belachelijk.

Leave it to Athena to use arts and crafts as a weapon, Emily thought with a smile.

wouldn't be the sharpest thing in a drawer full of rubber spatulas.

They laughed much harder than the memory was funny because it felt good to laugh.

It was a pleasure, Enna, Finn, tree rat." "Did she just call you tree rat?

If you were a woman, all I'd have to say is 'Colin Firth in a wet shirt' and you'd say 'Ah.

I'm sorry Finn. I'm a wooden-headed dummy.' Don't be so hard on yourself,' said Finn. 'You're just a straw-brained scarecrow.

Nom, do say something funny so she can admire!

A little snark, properly directed, can change the world.

Razo knew he was best at nothing, except maybe cramming two cherries into a single nostril.

Razo was sorely tempted to assert that all was true and he'd lost his horns and tail in a tragic childhood accident

Enna leaned back her head and laughed at the sky. 'Of course he wasn't! Who could kill Razo?

No matter that we could be beheaded for this," said Esa. "Heads are overrated." "Yes, they are so unfashionable," said Miri, imitating an Aslandian accent. "This spring, ladies of style are wearing their feathers in their necks.

Her smile was peculiar - it made her nose wrinkle, not as though she smelled something unpleasant, but more that she was so amused, her whole face wanted to be a part of the smile.

Razo wasn't good at anything except maybe cramming two cherries up one nostril.

I'm sorry, my lady," said Geric, rubbing his arm. "But I failed to force an apology out of the offending goose.