Quotes About Humor

Thank you," Becky whispered... "I wouldn't have survived that stool. It would have been 'Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.'" With rings on your fingers and bells on your toes even, " he said. "Curious that meeting you is more nursery rhyme than fairy tale. If I see a farmer's wife with a butcher's knife, I'm running and not looking back." "And I'll have no nonsense from my dish and spoon.

Rock Canyon OB-GYN: We're GYNO-MITE!

He is ever inglorious His laugh is laborious His smell is notorious Impale the herring king!

Well, write me into the list of Those Who Don't Mind a Bit," said Cupid, eyeing his perfectly toned arms and chest. "My, but he will break a few hearts.

You drink root beer while you watch an NBA game? You are an American wannabe, aren't you?" "That is perhaps the most horrid thing you could say to an Englishman." "Worse than French wannabe?" "Well, there is that.

Go get dressed, Eddie," she called out. "If any hopeful murderers attack us, Lizzy has promised to beat them with her curling iron.

After two days, Gilsa allowed her to rise awhile and follow her around the yard, though she was not to lift so much as a chicken's egg. When Ani shadowed Gilsa into the coop anyway, Gilsa slapped her hands away from the task and then asked her what the chickens were saying. "'People are here to take the eggs' and so on. Chickens aren't the best conversationalists." "I'm glad," said Gilsa. "Makes me feel better about eating them.

But really, if you have the option to laugh, why ever hold it back?

SQUIRREL GIRL I thought plan b was when i punch them till they stop criming ANA SOFÍA We're gonna need more plans

Apple smiled at Hunter. And then—yes—she batted her eyelashes. He put a fist on his hip. "Of course! I—" "But no shirt-ripping, if you please," Raven said. "Just the chopping.

I think the only way to get through this life is laughing hard and constantly, mostly at myself.

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face.

Well, hell," muttered Drake. "Do you do that to all the human women?" "No. Usually they've already started taking off their clothes by now. She's beginning to hurt my feelings." "We need to get you a paper bag or a giant scar or something." "Yeah," said the man, his tone dry. "I'll get right to work on that

Awh hell," muttered Drake, "do you do that to all the human women?" "No, usually they've started taking their clothes off by now. She's beginning to hurt my feelings." (Logan) "We need to get you a paper bag or a scar or something. (Drake) "Yeah," he said in a dry tone. "I'll get right to work on that." (Helen spellbound-meeting Logan the Vampire for the first time)

He could do this. He'd survived boot camp. He'd survived combat and the harsh weather of Afghanistan. He could survive broccoli. Probably.

She said you were probably plastic and Uncle Kevin said he'd give you a feel and let her know and then Uncle Joe punched him in the shoulder and said the only thing he'd feel is his A-S-S getting kicked if he tried.

Kevin slapped a box of hot dogs down on the rock. "What the hell was that?" "A kiss. It's something guys like me do with girls we like. But don't worry, someday you'll find one drunk enough to let you try it.

If you are looking for sympathy, it's betweem shit and syphillis in the dictionary.

Why do you have to be such a nice guy?" He flashed his dimples at her. "You've met my mother. Too scared not to be.

Beth was laughing at his story when Bobby ran up to her. She lifted her plate out of harm's way and smiled at Kevin over his nephew's head as the boy put a hand on either side of her waist. "Hey, cuz!" Bobby yelled at her stomach. "What does a snowman eat for breakfast? Snowflakes!

There wasn't an official rule book that he knew of, but he was pretty sure a guy didn't bend his best damn friend over the kitchen table.

Elizabeth Sarah Kowalski!" "Whoa," Evan said in a low voice. "How bad does a word have to be to get you middle-named during dirty Scrabble?

If you're looking for sympathy, it's between shit and syphilis in the dictionary." "Sure

Joe grinned and slapped the side of the truck. "Come on, cousin. You know we've always got your back." "Yeah, that's usually where you stick the kick-me sign." His cousin was still laughing when he backed out of the driveway.