Quotes About Humor

America is thataway, Mr. Lincoln," laughed Davis, pointing north. "You're in Mississippi now.

I decided that it was more important to laugh than to eat.

A man can be whip smart and witty and caught up in the gale of life, chatting up roomfuls of people and making them laugh till their teeth damn near fall out, and at the same time, he can be the world's loneliest, most miserable creature.

She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it to him. 'Your balls, Mr. Darcey?'He reached out and closed her hand around them, and offered, 'They belong to you Miss Bennet.

Your balls, Mr. Darcy?" He reached out and closed her hand around them, and offered, "They belong to you, Miss Bennet.

Don't be alarmed, Mr. Sturges. Some of my closest friends are dead.

And there is something of dignity in the way his trousers cling to those most English parts of him.

No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas!

She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it to him. "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?" He reached out and closed her hand around them, and offered, "They belong to you, Miss Bennet." Upon

Elizabeth and Darcy laughed at the sight, and for a moment, resolved to keep walking -- as the zombies had failed to take notice of them. But, sharing a glance and a smile, the pair realised they had stumbled onto their first opportunity to fight side by side. And so they did.

Well, it sure as hell weren't no tree-climbin' horse. (Jack to Abe)

Seth Grahame-Smith

Someone gave it to me as a gift." Yikes. Getting a book called How to Survive a Horror Movie as a gift? That's like your spouse signing you up for life insurance "which you'll probably never even need.

seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts.

I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason; I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. —Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Mrs. Orville H. Browning April 1st, 1838

It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny.

To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal.

The current Babe Ruth of improv? Sacha Baron Cohen. He's pretty amazing.

I honestly don't love the Cheech and Chong movies, I've got to say.

As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.

I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.

You don't understand! Every time I get a car...women squish it...

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny.

I could lie and say my wife cooks for me, but she doesn't. My wife has never learnt cooking but she has great cooks at home.