Quotes About Joke

They're married people." Lila had no particular notion of what the word "married" meant, except that there was an endless, pleasant joke between them that excluded everybody else and that all the rest of them were welcome to admire.

The secret to humor is surprise.

The gods too are fond of a joke.

Who's Sally Bowles?" asked Ben. I turned and looked at my younger, less theatrical half. "She used to be married to Ansel Adams." "You're kidding?" "Yes, I am," I said. Jake

There's an ancient philosophical joke that's much subtler than it seems. Question: Why is the Universe here? Answer: Where else would it be?

A joke will allow us to exploit something ridiculous in our enemy which we could not bring forward openly or consciously.

Academic joke making the rounds: Professor A: Have you read that book? Professor B: Read it? I haven't even taught it yet.

In a theater it happened that a fire stated offstage. The clown came out to tell the audience. They thought it was a joke and applauded. He told them again, and they became still more hilarious. This is the way, I suppose, that the world will be destroyed- amid the universal hilarity of wits and wags who think it is all a joke.

What was the future? The future was a solid wall, not promising, not threatening - all bunk. No guarantees of anything, not even the guarantee that life isn't one big joke.

I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, you're a poo.

And estranged though they might be, Rees couldn't stand the idea that his wife would be rebuffed at the ball. She was no Cinderella, after all, with a fairy godmother waiting in the wings. He would just have to wave his own magic wand. He found himself grinning at that, and decided not to share the joke with Darby.

The art world is the biggest joke going. It's a rest home for the overprivileged, the pretentious, and the weak.

A man and a woman come together as strangers When they part they're usually strangers still It's like a practical joke played on us by our Maker Empty bottles that can't be filled

How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.

What's the speed limit for sex? Sixty-eight. Because at sixty-nine you have to turn around.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a rooster? A cock that stays up all night.

What does a horny frog say? "Rub-it.

If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!" He returns a few minutes later to find another sign saying, "So did I!

What happened to the pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

a 24-year-old carpenter in the Philippines was told a joke by a friend. The carpenter thought the joke was so funny, he laughed until he cried, collapsed, and then died. (Although I know what the joke was, I cannot tell it to you for your own safety.)

It's become a running joke among the public, and liberals have lost all credibility when it comes to climate science because their arguments have become so ridiculous and so obviously disconnected from reality.