Quotes About Joke

Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: Sixty-eight. Because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a crooked penis? A: Fucks funny.

Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs.

Q: Why are there only 238 beans in Irish chili? A: Because just two more makes it two-farty.

Q: What do you call an epileptic holding a glass of milk? A: Milkshake.

Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? A: Polaroids.

Q: What kind of bees give you milk? A: Boobees.

Q: What's the definition of surprise? A: A fart with a lump in it.

Q: What do you call an epileptic cow? A: Beef jerky.

Q: What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel? A: Airbag.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? A: Because it said "Concentrate.

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? A: "Honey, look at this—doughnut seeds.

Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four blondes at a four-way stop.

Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? A: The taste.

Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A: He wanted cold hard cash.

Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef.

Q: What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A: An udder failure.

Q: What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A: A milk dud.

Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots? A: Easter Bunny farts.

Q: Did you hear about the constipated accountant? A: He couldn't budget.

Q: Why did the stoner cross the road? A: His dealer lived on the other side.

Q: How did the pirate stop smoking? A: He used the patch.