Quotes About Joke

Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it, life's a laugh and deat's a joke, it's true: You'll se it's all a show, keep'em laughing as you go, just remember that the last laugh is on YOU...and ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE

I remembered a joke I'd once heard, that if you play a country song backward, you get back your girlfriend, your dog is no longer dead, and your brother is released from prison.

He might have wished us good luck," Graystripe complained. "He probably thinks we don't need it," joked Fireheart as they crossed the clearing toward Yellowfang's den.

Do you know what happened to the last police officer who made a joke about DS Stephanopoulos?" "No, what did happen to him?" "Nobody else knows either

the old joke about parachutes: If it doesn't work, bring it back and we'll give you a new one.

I jokingly apologized for causing him so much trouble. He laughed and said that he wished we could have waited a week.

The joke may be that no one likes fruitcake, but if that were the case, they wouldn't appear on store shelves every holiday season!

I've had shows where, afterwards, people have commented or hoped I would talk more about something in politics or that I would make a joke about Mitch McConnell or something like that.

inside joke is like a symbol of friendship without having to do the work required of an actual friendship. So

An inside joke is like a symbol of friendship without having to do the work required of an actual friendship.

The bartender was another old, gray-haired fat guy. It seemed like a joke, how much all these dudes looked alike, like living was so hard it just erased your features, rubbed out anything distinctive.

It's kind of a joke. It was supposed to be 'Come alive with the Pepsi generation.' But it actually translates more like 'Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave.

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke?

There's only one joke worth laughing at and it's the joke of existence.

If fate doesn't make you laugh, Karla said, in one of my first conversations with her, then you just don't get the joke.

A dream is the place where a wish and a fear meet. When the wish and fear are exactly the same, we call the dream a nightmare. If fate does not make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.

If the fate doesn't make you laugh, then you just don't get the joke.

Literature more often tells the story of impulses we don't act on than of ones we do. I could joke about the Cain and Abel story with my brother without expecting him to be worried, though it's always possible he was more anxious than he let on.

That was really so upsetting when you are trying to pass on some very serious knowledge and be basically, treated worse than a student coming off the street because his father pays the tuition. Come on. Give me a break. This is no school. This is a joke.

With a live audience, it's very clear when you've pushed it too far to the edge - because you fall off that edge and hit bottom with a thud. Nothing abstract about that. You know you went too far when you hear that groan or worse - that silence instead of the big laugh you were expecting following your hilariously edgy joke.

Tool of Communist agitators... it's really a joke, isn't it? Because, quite clearly, we are a party of real moderates. It just shows how little they understand.

The idea of what's acceptable and what's shocking, that's where I investigate. I mean, you can't be on 'Top Gear,' where your only argument is that it's all just a joke and anyone who takes offence is an example of political correctness gone mad, and then not accept the counterbalance to that.

Whenever my family brought up the topic of my marriage, I'd joke that I would marry only a princess.

I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.