Quotes About Joke

A lot of times people come up to me saying 'oh my god you can see,' and they think they're the first person to think of that joke, but they're probably the 10,000th one to say that joke.

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.

Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity.

I have joked before that there is a good chance that I might retire before Tendulkar.

I think if the joke is in good taste - it's a good joke.

Pranking is ultimately turning the world upside down. It's in good fun.

Can you ever get off for good behavior?" he joked. I gave him what I hoped was a seductive smile as I found my seat. "Sure," I called over my shoulder. "If I was ever good.

I'm infamous, a joke. It doesn't make me feel good, because I'm a genuine person, but I don't let it get to me, because I am who I am.

We have a new joke on the reservation: 'What is cultural deprivation?' Answer: 'Being an upper-middle class white kid living in a split-level suburban home with a color TV.'

I've always been a fan at home. That's the one joke I have with Sam [Champion]. "I've always loved you! I remember wanting to be you in grade school!"

I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

I wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards.

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.

Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.

God has a most wicked sense of humor.

If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them

My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.

I had a ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't very happy.

Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first -- before it boomerangs.

My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.

A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

The subconscious mind has no sense of humor and people often joke themselves into unhappy experiences.