Quotes About Joke

The secret to humor is surprise.

She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year.

So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."

The most profound indication of social malignancy ... no sense of humor. None of the monoliths could take a joke.

When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression.

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

I call my balls the bush twins.

My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.

Humor is based on surprise, and surprise is a milder way of saying shock. It's surprise that makes the joke.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera."

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

You know, I'm not very good at magic - I can only do half of a trick. Yes - I'm a member of the Magic Semi-circle.

I heard a guy tell me he liked cherries. I waited to hear if he was going to say "tomatoes", then I realized he like cherries just. That joke is ridiculous.

Humor is like a frog. You can dissect it to see how it works, but by then, it's dead.

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

The generations that were exposed to sitcom have the people actually saying the line, saying the joke, whereas sort of before that you have much more observational humor.

It's mandatory in this day and age to be considered to have a sense of humor and to demonstrate it. You're not paying me for a joke, You're paying me for the right joke.

Life has a whimsical way of kicking you in the throat. I find it tobe one huge cosmic joke at our expense, only nobody is laughingbut the forces that be—given that they are even a wee bit human.

With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.

You know, " he said, "P.S.S. Piss Camp." "Yeah, I get it, " I said, "It's just not funny.

But giving drugs to a cat is no joke, Kemp!