Quotes About Joke

How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny.

Humor is not funny. Humor is something else. Funny is a joke, sometimes silly. Comedy is deep and connected to tragedy; comedy could be deeper than tragedy, in my view.

The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!

I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.

I think my sense of humor is really dark and super twisted and stuff like that. It's like, "Is this a funny joke for real? Or am I just rich?" See? That was funny.

The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn't funny on some level is quite hard.

It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out the whole joke.

What's the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.

Does it hurt?"He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. "Only when I laugh.""I'll try not to be funny.""Epic fail, beautiful.

Werewolves never joke about age, " he said solemnly."Why not?"Connor shrugged, a smile teasing his lips. "I dunno, " he finally admitted. "I just thought it sounded good.

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, " Garrett joked.

The future of this nation, with the present generation, You must admit is nothing but a joke

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?

God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage.

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'

My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!

It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves due to atrophy of the imagination.

On the shows I liked best, monsters were always a possibility in these situations, but in reality it only happened around 27 percent of the time. Also a joke. Mostly.

I thought I had one of your father, but it didn't develop." Tremaine nodded ruefully. "It's the silver nitrate in the film stock. He doesn't show up on it." Giaren stared at her blankly. "That was a joke," she added belatedly. "Oh." He sounded relieved.

A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?