Quotes About Dentist

Growing up, I ate a lot of candy. If you were my dentist, you would know that, you know, but I eat a lot of candy, so from eight to probably, like, 15, you wouldn't see me without a pack of Skittles.

Often, when Jim Carrey plays it straight, all of the vitality is drained from his face; he looks like a root-canal patient trying out a pleasant expression for his oral surgeon.

The dentist swiveled on his heels and disappeared, leaving me there to massage my jaw back into feeling after its brief, masochistic marriage to the top of my wooden desk.

He was courteous, obliging, and sugary to them, like a suburban dentist.

Look, if you have somebody who doesn't have health insurance, who doesn't have a doctor or dentist, and in order to deal with their cold or flu or dental problem, they go to an emergency room - in general, that visit will cost ten times more than walking into a community health center.

There are certain humiliating moments in the lives of the greatest of men. It has been said that no man is a hero to his valet. To that may be added that few men are heroes to themselves at the moment of visiting their dentist.

I always wanted to be a dentist! I thought I was going to be fixing teeth and making beautiful smiles.

Everything is very expensive in Iceland, so I got some things done in India in the two months I was here. I visited the dentist, the optician, the tailor. When I go home, I'll have a new smile, a new wardrobe, and spectacles.

I haven't had cotton candy in forever," he said. "I'd forgotten how…sugary it is." "It's pure sugar." "I wonder who invented it." "I think it was a dentist." He laughed, a laugh that revealed his perfect smile, his perfect teeth. "I'll bet you're right.

One of my wisdom teeth is playing up. My dentist said it is known to happen with some people when they're stressed. My teeth seem to know I'm stressed before I do. Maybe that's why they're called wisdom teeth.

My father was a dentist. And my mother was a - do we still say "housewife"? A home engineer.

William Goldman, Marathon Man

Music helps not the toothache.

My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?

What do people mean when they say, 'I am not afraid of God because I know He is good'? Have they never even been to a dentist?

I've got a good shepherd; you've got a sadistic dentist.

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car.

I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."

Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.

The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse."

August 26, 1557, noted that Mrs. Dawson, widow of one Bryckette, a tooth-drawer, as per orders, "shall paye no quartryge to the hawse nor hange oute any signe or cloth with teethe as she heretofore hath done." Her offense: after the death of her husband, she remarried, yet carried on his trade, becoming the first woman dentist known to history.

No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.

My great-grandfather, Sam Aykroyd, was a dentist in Kingston, Ontario, and he was also an Edwardian spiritualist researcher who was very interested in what was going on in the invisible world, the survival of the consciousness, precipitated paintings, mediumship, and trans-channeling.