Quotes About Dentist
Do not nurse a kid who wears braces.
~ Anonymous
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Parisian cousins nobody has heard from in decades now write letters begging for capons, hams, hens. The dentist is selling wine through the mail.
~ Anthony Doerr
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It was curious to note the effect of the alcohol upon the dentist. It did not make him drunk, it made him vicious. So far from being stupefied, he became, after the fourth glass, active, alert, quick-witted, even talkative; a certain wickedness stirred in him then; he was intractable, mean; and when he had drunk a little more heavily than usual, he found a certain pleasure in annoying and exasperating Trina, even in abusing and hurting her.
~ Frank Norris
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She should have gone to some other dentist; the young fellow on the corner, for instance, the poser, the rider of bicycles, the courser of greyhounds. McTeague began to loathe and to envy this fellow. He spied upon him going in and out of his office, and noted his salmon-pink neckties and his astonishing waistcoats.
~ Frank Norris
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I loved theatre and did magic, too, but I was never the best at it - there was never a teacher saying, 'You're great, you have to make this your career!' I was good at science and math. I figured I'd go into science and become a dentist.
~ Nathan Fielder
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I told my dentist my teeth were all getting yellow. He told me to wear a brown necktie.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
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My dentist was married to a manicurist. But it did not work out. They fought tooth and nail !
~ Roosevelt, Eleanor
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She had lived on in the Crimea by the grace of God, as she supposed, but partly no doubt also because of the Spanish surname bequeathed by her late husband, a jolly Jewish dentist with vices which were minor but not insignificant, and virtues which were great but meticulously concealed.
~ Lyudmila Ulitskaya
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I am pro-plaque.
~ Sarah Vowell
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You saw how he put his paws over my face so I couldn't breathe?" she said. "God made him to be a butcher. Why did he become a dentist? His hands are too heavy. The touch is everything to a dentist. If his hands aren't right he shouldn't be let practice. But his wife worked hard to send him through school and make a dentist of him. And I must go to him and be burned because of it.
~ Saul Bellow
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On a shelf over the experiment table there was the inevitable skull, which the wizard put their to remind him of death, though it usually reminded him that he needed to go to the dentist.
~ John Bellairs
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Marlon Brando wanted to make Don Corleone 'look like a bulldog', so he stuffed his cheeks with cotton wool for the audition. For actual filming, he wore a mouthpiece made by a dentist;
~ Anupama Chopra
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My therapist was like, 'What brings joy to your heart?' And I was like, 'I like to see teeth. I guess maybe I should have been a dentist.'
~ Tiffany Haddish
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I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.
~ Charles Nelson Reilly
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You drank my blood? Nick Aye Aeron Dude, that's gross. I hope you brushed your teeth afterward. Saw a dentist. Drank a gallon of Listerine. Nick I told you he wouldn't be angry for it. Nashira
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
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The Greydon House is the new hot spot on Nantucket; Bart remembers when it was his dentist's office. It has been reimagined as a hotel and fine restaurant. The bar is dark paneled, the lighting is low, the furniture is ornate, and the overall effect
~ Elin Hilderbrand
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I get sensationalism, I get gossip, I understand that. If I'm at the dentist, I'll flip through those magazines as well. But it's especially annoying when it's something that is too much.
~ Kylie Minogue
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I hate getting haircuts. It's like going to the damn dentist, man.
~ John Daly
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I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone's face light up - that's immediate approval.
~ Paula Deen
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The last time I had this much fun was a root-canal operation.
~ Larry Ziegler
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You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.
~ Joan Rivers
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Ben Carson actually lost a tooth. Which explains why he said that under his leadership, Americans would be entitled to 'life, liberty, and the purthuit of happineth.'
~ Jimmy Fallon
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It is only people who have had a tooth out, that really know the dentist's waiting room.
~ bagehot walter x
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A guy gets into bed with his wife and he's real horny. She says, "Not tonight. I'm going to the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to be fresh." He says, "Well, you're not going to the fucking dentist are you?
~ Barry Dougherty
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