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Quotes About Dentist

Opa used to tease her. He would open her mouth and look at her teeth, like she was a horse. Then he would say, 'Callie, you are more than ten and less than a hundred.' Well, she was a poor girl, in the end.
~ Jane Smiley
You need teeth like mine! Grandma said. You can just mail 'em to the dentist!
~ Janet Evanovich
I would say 'competence' actually might be slightly more important than passion. I understand that it is important to feel strongly about things, but give me a competent dentist over a passionate dentist any day, if only because something about the phrase 'passionate dentist' is deeply unnerving.
~ Alexandra Petri
My lower and upper teeth had to be removed.
~ Sharad Pawar
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
~ Ogden Nash
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.
~ Mason Cooley
An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain.
~ Richard Baxter
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.
~ Miguel de Cervantes
My dad was a dentist; my mom managed his office.
~ Aileen Lee
It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produces a false impression.
~ Oscar Wilde
On July 13, 1925, Walt and Lillian were married. They spent their honeymoon at Mount Rainier. On their wedding night, Walt had such a bad toothache that he couldn't sleep. To take his mind off the pain, he left their room and helped a porter shine shoes all night. The next morning he went to a dentist and had his tooth pulled. It certainly wasn't the most fun way to start off a marriage. But Walt had a good story to tell.
~ Whitney Stewart
Noel Vanstone [...] composed himself to meet the coming ordeal, with reclining head and grasping hands - in the position familiarly associated to all civilized humanity with a seat in a dentist's chair.
~ Wilkie Collins
So, Elizabeth will have to ascend the throne without me. Teeth are all I am going to see crowned for the next couple of years.
~ Helene Hanff
Did you know that Four out of Five Dentist think the Fifth Dentist is an idiot!
~ Unknown
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~ Witold Gombrowicz
You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.
~ Woody Allen
And still he persisted, his tongue now dancing over her teeth as though it were something prescribed by four out of five dentists to brighten her smile. It poked left and right but she would not allow it in. And behind her teeth her tongue lay trembling, like the last little pig with the wolf banging at the door.
~ Unknown
My grandfather used to be a dentist, and he made me these retainers that have vampire teeth on them.
~ Katherine McNamara
Deborah just watched him as he skidded to a stop in front of her. He seemed young for a dentist, maybe thirty, and in all honesty he looked a little too buff, too, as though he had been pumping iron when he should have been filling cavities. Deborah
~ Jeff Lindsay
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
~ Paul Merton
My father was a dentist, and I always thought that he was one of the 10. It's an interesting way to personalize and humanize, which is one of the most important aspects of communication.
~ Frank Luntz
Believe me, you have to have a certain confidence in your powers of descretion to let a dentist loose with a drill in your mouth less than an hour after you've...um...entertained his wife.
~ Jojo Moyes
If I know anything about periodontists, she's thought of strangling you more than once. In your sleep.
~ Philip Roth
To most readers the word 'fiction' is an utter fraud. They are entirely convinced that each character has an exact counterpart in real life and that any small discrepancy with that counterpart is a simple error on the author's part. Consequently, they are totally at a loss if anything essential is altered. Make Abraham Lincoln a dentist, put the Gettysburg Address on his tongue, and nobody will recognize it.
~ Louis Auchincloss