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Quotes About Dentist

It's funny because I want my teeth to be, like, neon 'Real Housewives' white, but mine have stopped taking to teeth whitening. When I talk to my dentist, I'm like, 'They can be that white,' and he's like, 'Veneers can be that white.'
~ Chrissy Teigen
I have a couple of gold teeth. I had braces for a year but I didn't wear the retainer.
~ J Mascis
When the amalgam is delivered to your dentist in a special protective box, he has to take extreme caution when handling the stuff: with masks, gloves, gowns, goggles, all needed to protect him from danger. He then drills your teeth and rams the mixture into your cavities, whereupon it becomes miraculously, instantly safe!
~ Jasper Carrott
There's not too many things I'm afraid of, but I'm not too brave when it comes to sitting in a chair getting my teeth drilled.
~ David Zayas
Brush your teeth often.
~ Sherry Yard
I have this Waterpik that shoots water between your teeth. It's great. You do that along with flossing, and you know for a fact you've cleaned your mouth as much as humanly possible. It's like going to the dentist every night in your bathroom. I don't know if it's a floss replacement, but in conjunction with flossing, it's great.
~ Adam Scott
My dentist said my teeth were wearing away at the back because I couldn't bite. My top jaw was broken and brought forward, and my bottom jaw was broken and put back.
~ Eddie the Eagle
I was in the dentist's chair for 11 hours and now I've got a set of gleaming teeth.
~ Shaun Ryder
on the report from the dentist's wife. Milosevic started giving him a hard time about that, like it
~ Lee Child
He went in, to a reception desk that could have been in a hip museum or at an upscale dentist's. Behind it was a guy who looked like he was stationed there as a punishment. Reacher said hello. The guy looked up but didn't answer. Reacher told him he wanted to see two sets of old census records.
~ Lee Child
I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!
~ Charles M. Schulz
I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.
~ Taylor Caldwell
I had a blind date with a dentist — and he told me to come back in six months.
~ Joan Rivers
All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.
~ Evelyn Waugh
Finest specimens of human molars
~ F Scott Fitzgerald
Tell me, ' he continued, 'would it be true that you are an itinerant dentist and that you came on a tricycle?' 'It would not, ' I replied. 'On a patent tandem?' 'No.' [...] 'Then maybe you are no ...dentist at all, ' he said, 'but only a man after a dog licence or papers for a bull?' 'I did not say I was a dentist, ' I said sharply, 'and I did not say anything about a bull.
~ Flann O'Brien
I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist.
~ Anna Deavere Smith
never having worn braces.
~ Lisa Scottoline
Or we can go upstairs and play with the laughing gas. The dentist tells me he does nitrous with the hygienist.
~ Lisa Scottoline
My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?
~ David Cronenberg
Basically, it was like going to the dentist. Something unpleasant was happening around my mouth, someone else's face was too close to mine, and the best thing to do was to shut my eyes, breathe through my nose and think about something else.
~ E. Lockhart
Look Ma! No cavities!
~ Anonymous
I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.
~ Anonymous
You don't have to brush your teeth — just the ones you want to keep.
~ Anonymous