Quotes About Mismatch

You have so much love to give! But I feel like you're all the time digging in the tomato bin, saying, 'Where are the apples?' 

She picked out a pleasing mismatch of dishes from various thrift stores. "They speak the same language," Maddy said, about the dishes. "But they're not all saying the same thing.

Hello Mr. Gluck, she'll say if he does. Sorry I'm late. I was having my face measured and rejected for being the wrong specification.

I find it frustrating when people wear belts with braces. That's an interesting one.

Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.

I was up for 'Harry Potter' way, way back. But I don't quite fit the bill, I think.

Behaviors and feelings rarely line up

Behaviours and feelings rarely line up.

Diane tenía una idea, un concepto de cómo debería ser la vida, el matrimonio, que no coincidió nunca con lo que tuvimos. En ese sentido le fallé.

I asked, looking at the jukebox, now totally out of place, like a British police call box on the deck of the Titanic.

Let nobody fool you, most couples are conjoined on earth. The mismatches, now they are a different story. They are made in heaven

The woman didn't taste bad, but she tasted wrong. She smelled good, but it wasn't right.

me giving my mom romantic advice is kind of like a goldfish giving a snail advice on how to fly." -Will Grayson (pg. 66)

You cannot make a windmill go with a pair of bellows.

She's not for you, nor you for her; at least, not in the way you both want.

You, the car, you don't belong here.

In real life, there are names that surprise us because they don't seem to suit the person at all.

You make as good a fisherman as a goat's arse makes a trumpet.

I almost shouldn't be in Limp Bizkit; it's like I got matched in the factory with the wrong band.

either the locks were too large, or the key was too small

It's like going into a nuclear war with bows and arrows.

Putting Mr. Polopetsi in charge of the investigation is like putting a rabbit in charge of the airport.

Troubles always ensue when assumptions clash, when expectations do not match.

Every married couple in the world is a mismatch because each person harbors, in the secret part of the soul that belongs to the Devil, the subtle image of the man they desire but who is not their husband, the nubile figure of the sublime woman their wife never was.