Quotes About Mismatch

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

I think the tight end position is so unique because you always have a mismatch if you know how to dial it up or use it right.

Without Mona, Hanna felt like a great outfit without matching accessories, a screw-driver that was all orange juice and no vodka, and an iPod without headphones. She just felt wrong.

Bloody heads and hearts, never match up, do they?

Life is so constructed that an event does not, cannot, will not, match the expectation.

It's more like Gomez without Morticia.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

Ninety percent of all people under 30 are in developing countries, and that means that this new access to tech, which is such a positive thing... is also a ticking time bomb of frustration... You get this clear mismatch of opportunity and expectation.

Hot he might be, but he wasn't her type at all…

You are not by any manner of means the sort of woman I am in search of as a wife, and I am in a totally different universe from the husband you hope to find. But I feel a powerful urge to kiss you, for all that.

E' il Dio degli amori non corrisposti, quello che si diverte a combinare in infiniti incontri sbagliati tutte le possibili infelicità e le possibili disperazioni.

like a party hat at a funeral.

The designer had probably been going for Turkish Bath but had hit Czech Porn Shoot instead.

We're separated, and I regret to say that we just don't seem to hit it off. I don't know what Betty's plans are. Perhaps she plans a divorce. As far as I am concerned, that doesn't fit in with my scheme of things.

Nick and I fit together. I am a little too much, and he is a little too little. I am a thornbush, bristling from the overattention of my parents, and he is a man of a million little fatherly stab wounds, and my thorns fit perfectly into them.

A lot of people are not meant to be together.

It makes me laugh when you bring two things together which have nothing to do with one another.

Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste.

If you found this book in the New Age section of your local bookstore, it was grossly misshelved, and you should put it down at once. If you found it while browsing Gardening, or Boats and Ships, it was also misshelved, but you might enjoy it anyway

Nothing was quite like it was supposed to be.

Hot tea, he said, holding the cups. It's just wrong.

My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.

There is nothing so mortifying as to fall in love with someone who does not share one's sentiments.

Now listen, Lam," he said, "you're a nice egg but you've got yourself poured into the wrong pan.