Quotes About Mismatch

It's the same affect of your mom putting on one of those flesh tone Band-Aids when you really wanted a hello Kitty one. It did the job, but that was about it

Incompetent and relentless are the worst combination of qualities.

Here we are, a man and a woman, both wanting the same things, and yet, you aren't attracted to me.

Right sensation... wrong guy.

Jeb Bush lost for many reasons, but the basic one is that he was running to win a race in a party that no longer existed. He was like a guy who showed up with a tennis racket at a bowling alley.

She offered me a bra, which I declined. No point in putting apples in a sack meant for cantaloupes.

Most people don't fall out of love at the same time. One person always wants more than the other person can give them. And that ends in bitterness.

It's the look two odd socks give when they recognise each other in the wild.

Either I'm funny or the world's funny. I don't know which. The bottle and lid don't fit. It could be the bottle's fault or the lid's fault. In either case, there's no denying that the fit is bad.

Reality was one step out of line, a cardigan with the buttons done up wrong.

I wasn't able to be that person for you, and I did a terrible thing. I feel awful about it. But there was something wrong between us from the start, as if we'd done the buttons up wrong.

The bottle and the cap don't fit: is the problem with the bottle or the cap?

Seriously, I was the wrong fit at ESPN. Definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

I feel like I was born in the wrong time.

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

It was like using a rake to whip egg whites, a dagger to pick your teeth. It could be done, but to do so was a perversion. Furthermore, ineffective.

In the Catalina crowd he stood out like a garbage man at a wedding.

I mixed with ordinary people about the same way that a bucket of paint mixed with a bag of gerbils.

I'm a mismatch at the four, so a lot of times, I have slower guys on me, and I can exploit that.

Trousers don't suit cats, messire,' replied the cat with great dignity. 'Why don't you tell me to wear boots? Cats always wear boots in fairy tales. But have you ever seen a cat going to a ball without a tie? I don't want to make myself look ridiculous.

Pritkin and Mircea mixed like oil and water, only not so well.

Never go shopping for kiwis in a shoe store.

HUMOR, LIKE METAPHOR, is simply two things placed side by side that don't belong together.

Life is so constructed that an event does not, cannot, will not, match the expectation.