Quotes About Mismatch

The U.S. Open is not John Daly's style of golf.

me giving my mom romantic advice is kind of like a goldfish giving a snail advice on how to fly." -Will Grayson (pg. 66)

A mismatch is the only kind of match that's worth making.

Don't go to the hardware store for milk.

Archie's marriage felt like buying a pair of shoes, taking them home, and finding they don't fit.

I hate it when people match their clothes, shoes and accessories.

This was all horribly wrong. This was red wine with fish. This was a man wearing a dinner jacket and brown shoes. This was as wrong as things get.

Eres lo suficientemente ignorante para esperar equitación de un herrero?

You think you've found the perfect mate and you head for him, blinking as fast as you can, and then you find out he's a Bic lighter.

Nothing like the tour to show people how poorly they fit together.

Nothing like a tour to show people how poorly they fit together.

But you were the one who came to see it! You said it was just what you were looking for!" Her voice rising—and not in an I-fancy-you way—Ginny said, "You said it was perfect!" He blinked, nonplussed. "It is perfect. For Laurel." Frantically, Ginny ran back through everything he'd told her. "No, hang on, you said your flat was too small…

And speaking of footwear, yours are on the wrong feet." Keller looked down at his shoes and scratched his head before tipping his head up again. "But I don't have any other feet," he finally said.

Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste.

Dammit, man. I'm a Faerie Princess, not a forensic analyst." I

Some things just aren't meant to go together. Thinks like oil and Water. Orange juice and toothpaste. Wizards and television. ... Maybe some things aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. Me and Susan.

Maybe some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. Me and Susan. But tomorrow was another day.

But it was like wearing a size five sneakers when your foot is a seven- you can get by for a few steps, and then you set down and pull off the shoes because it just plain much

An apology is an expression of regret where the voice rarely matches the words.

Life is the art of encounter, although there is so much mismatch in life.

not only do the edges not fit, they're not even from the same damn puzzle.

Well, maybe Lily and I aren't going to end up together. Maybe we're mismatched." "No, no, no," Sofia said. "A mismatch is the only kind of match that's worth making. Surely you know that by now. Are Boomer and I alike? Not at all. Are you and Lily practically the same person? Oh, no. And thank god for that. A match is two separate things coming together. Otherwise you're not a match, you're…a set. Two identical spoons. Boring.

Do you know,' he said again softly, addressing his hands, 'what it is to love someone, and never - never! - be able to give them peace, or joy, or happiness?' He looked up then, eyes filled with pain. 'To know that you cannot give them happiness, not through any fault of yours or theirs, but only because you were not born the right person for them?

Miss Small was the opposite of her name. It was like a fat guy was named Mr. Thin or a dumb guy was named Mr. Smart or a really handsome guy was named Mr. Ugly or…well, you get the idea.