Quotes About Irony

I had a tumor. But it was great.

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.

These jokes the world plays, they're not funny at all.

My uncle Jimmy took liver salts twice a day for 40 years. He died on Sunday, was buried Wednesday and the following Friday they had to go to the cemetery to beat his liver to death with a stick.

Comedy is rarely funny.

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

Ohh, how clever," Aden said and clapped. "A death threat. You know what's funny? That's not even my first of the day.

Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.

Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.

He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.

I think that you can make a drama and have it be intensely funny, and vice versa.

British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the cake for me.

By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.

Cancer is always funny.

The world is meaningless and therefore it's funny.

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay?

Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!

How the hell do you wake up dead?

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.

Not dead-dying. Funny how two things could be so similar and yet so far apart

A lot of the stuff Kafka said he thought was hilariously funny.

... it is curious how fatal it is, either to a situation or to an individual, or even to a name, if in an evil moment it becomes funny.

My way of looking at the world is that if it is true, it is funny and it is dark. No matter how dark it is, I just think it is funny. I can't help it.