Quotes About Irony

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

Don't you think almost anything can be funny? Almost anything.

Bush, Blair and Rumsfeld; they are the funny trio.

You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous.

I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think people miss that.

Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.

I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously.

The British are so funny.

Hmm... Death by mini bar, how glamorous.

The operation was a success, but I'm afraid the doctor is dead.

I was once arrested for resisting arrest.

The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards.

I took a baby shower.

I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.

Everything is so weird in politics that it's very hard to be funny about it, I think.

It's a funny old world.

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.

The more you exaggerate, the more you will look funny!

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

Real comedy is not when you laugh at an idiot, it's when the idiot laughs at you.

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Any other iron on you?" he asked impatiently."Just my tongue stud."His look was a mixture of curiosity and horror."I'm kidding, you idiot. Let's go.