Quotes About Relationships

Hookers don't like to snuggle.

Girls want to be with guys who have a sense of humor-it makes them far more attractive to us.

My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes.

The biggest void that people can have in their lives is a sense of humor. Spending your life with someone who doesn't have that wouldn't be palatable.

Cat love is genuine, because it's 10 percent devotion and 90 percent frustration and betrayal. - 67 REASONS WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS

Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other's vices.

You don't need everyone to like you, just the right one(s)!

Because sometimes in life, Ken didn't always choose Barbie. (Jane Alcott)

I hope Marcus (giggle) is there. Maybe he can defeat the evil Cullens with his mighty battle cry, "I can see relationships!!!

If you can love cats, you can love human beings, because you have to be able to love them without getting them at all.

Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. - Holden Caulfield

No, really, " she said. "We get it. Sometimes the guy just makes you crazy, even if you do love him.

Family. Couldn't live with them, couldn't run a stake through them.

Eventually, you're gonna have to let someone in.

Pain is an inevitable part when you truly love.

Gradually you became my worst memories with a beautiful past

Sometimes... the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person... is batshit crazy.

I'm going to write a book about an intelligent woman who does stupid things when it comes to men. I'll call it, "My Memoirs.

A bit of sniffles and men are more work than a brood of babies.

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".

I have never seen a wrestling match or prize fight, and I don't want to. When I find out a man is interested in these sports, I drop him.

That's when it hit me. I had to go through a lot of bad relationships first, but I'd finally found him. My very own Prince Charming. Turns out they do exist.Touché, Cinderella. Touché.

If money don't buy happiness, what the hell does?

If you don't scare the neighbors while copulating, I'm afraid you're doing something terribly wrong.