Quotes About Comedy

Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.

My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.

I believe my friends think I'm funny. All the books are full of humor. Maybe it is a quiet sort of humor that masquerades as not-much-at-all. It is certainly easy to miss.

Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.

I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist.

People have lost their sense of humor. In former times, we constantly made jokes about different races.

My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out in thirty seconds.

Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do.

They're working their way down. Next year, Todd Bridges gets the award. When I was a kid I wanted to be Eddie Murphy and now I'm a rip-off of Eddie Murphy.

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

Humor is anger that was sent to finishing school.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe.

I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.

You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.

Jewish introspection and Jewish humor is a way of surviving . . . if you're not handsome and you're not athletic and you're not rich, there's still one last hope with girls, which is being funny.

I do have a dirty sense of humor.

There's only one thing wrong with my wife's face - it shows.

I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.

Humor is based on surprise, and surprise is a milder way of saying shock. It's surprise that makes the joke.

My father was very funny, so I grew up with humor in the house. And I was always really attracted to comedies on TV. I was always really attracted to comics.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"