Quotes About Comical

C: What do you get when a giant sneezes?Out of the way. - Marigold

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.

Frank Pearl eats paste

the old woman said just as the machine let out a loud honking sound that could only be described as a fart.

1. Inflation is a coma of frigid impotence, a coma is comical. 2. In the multidimensional symbolism of comic paradoxes, gadgets are nannies of children's illusions of selfishness. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

Our reality is getting funnier and funnier, comical nightmare of black humor, and funny and scary, shock humor. The comical, dreamlike paradoxes of egoism are becoming more and more.

no animal likes to be pecked on the anus by a duck.

Some Dogs can be silly, just like people, and this Dog was certainly one of them.

My cat is not insane, she's just a really good actress.

One of the most comical witch-prosecutions took place in 1474 against a diabolical rooster who had been so presumptuous as to lay an egg. The poor creature was solemnly tried, whereupon he was condemned to die at the stake and publicly burned by order of the authorities of the good city of Basel.

I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'