Quotes About Comical

Wanted to give you a heads up: I heard that Flat Finn sustained an injury the other day. Nothing major, though. Something to do with Matt, a steaming iron, and maniacal shouts of, "There are no wrinkles allowed in this house! You may be flat, but you're not smooth enough yet for this family!"

The pigs stuck out their little feet and snored.

I'm the Magoo of actresses, very accident-prone.

Garfield is my spirit animal.

I can't be serious, apparently.

The decline in the influence of religion has been due, in the main, not to religion itself, but to the very shallowness of many practitioners. People who are indoctrinated and mistake implanted obsession for faith, are themselves destroyers of the very thing which they imagine themselves called upon to try to protect. In fact, of course, they have no such call: and their capacity to protect something which is other than their imaginings makes for a comical situation.

A snail is mugged by three turtles, but when the police ask the snail to give a description of what happened, all he can say is, "I don't know, officer. It all happened so fast!

The gospels record a comical but poignant trail of miscomprehensions and botched efforts to follow the master's lead, culminating in his near-total abandonment during the crucifixion.

Harry, that's not a plan, it's a Looney Tune.

Every time our cat tries to hiss she has all choked up. That's what she gets for being mean!

We are witnessing a highly instructive and highly comical spectacle. The bourgeois liberal prostitutes are trying to drape themselves in the toga of revolution.

My dad wears girls' clothes - it's so funny. Sometimes I see him and I'm like, 'Nice shirt!,' because it's from my closet.

She has no sense of direction — when she goes to the bathroom in a restaurant, you need to give her a compass.

You silly goose!

I really like light-hearted and humourous people.

Back off or the lizard gets it!

We can take you back in to hump her leg and let her scratch yer belly if you'd prefer.

He was a funny old dog. He liked strawberries.

Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Naked guy think Hulk stupid?

Private Perkins is a funny little codger.

Cole, for Christ's sake, will you stop staring at me like I'm beefcake of the month?