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I cherish the greatest respect towards everybody's religious obligations, never mind how comical
~ Herman Melville
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07/15/86 Calvin and Hobbes decide to go fishing. Fishing is one sport Calvin really likes. Calvin is on the end of the fishing line, held up by Hobbes' pole. Calvin has a bat in his hand and is trying to hit the fish. Hobbes says he understands since it's so contemplative. 1,113; 3,121
~ Steve Kurtz
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The word 'comedy' implies slapstick.
~ Ridley Scott
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The way I eat in my day-to-day life is, like, very simple to the point of being absurd. Like, my boyfriend makes fun of me because if I'm eating a snack, it's often, like, a pickle and then a hard-boiled egg and then crackers and then maybe a carrot, and it's like I'm eating like a baby.
~ Lisa Hanawalt
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It never hurts to have an army of garden gnomes protecting your property.
~ Michelle M. Pillow
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Satan follows me through the door, flops down on the rug, and farts.
~ Carl Hiaasen
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She folded her arms and then shouted, Right you thieving scunners! How dare you steal Miss Treason's funeral meats! Oh, waily, waily, it's the foldin' o' the arms, the foooldin' o' the aaaarmss! cried Daft Wullie, dropping to the ground and trying to cover himself with leaves. Around him Feegles started to wail and cower and Big Yan began to bang his head on the rear wall of the dairy.
~ Terry Pratchett
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Vimes awoke with a noseful of camel. There are far worse awakenings, but not as many as you might think.
~ Terry Pratchett
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as an assistant." It was worth noting, but hardly earthshaking news. Spies were everywhere, and both sides knew it. That this operative tried to convert Woodhull to his side while clearly unaware as to Woodhull's true loyalties is both comical and a testimony to the convincing role Woodhull was playing as a man of profound apathy. His secret letters, however, reveal just how deep his passions truly ran.
~ Brian Kilmeade
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
~ Steven Wright
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I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day, because that means it's going to be up all night.
~ Steven Wright
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I don't have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.
~ Steven Wright
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skoofed his way through a tin of Irn-Bru.
~ Stuart MacBride
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The idea that we're somehow centrally important to the planet's existence is pretty comical - although I'd like us to be.
~ Dave Matthews
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I know how to put it into a melody and make it comical but sexual at the same time.
~ R. Kelly
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It's just comical how short-term people's memories are.
~ Tyron Woodley
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He seemed to feel exactly as she felt about life and its surroundings - that they were a tragical rather than a comical thing; that though one could be gay on occasion, moments of gaiety were interludes, and no part of the actual drama.
~ Thomas Hardy
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Ophelia moaned as I patted her cheeks in the approved "vague assistance to woman who has fainted" manner. "Perdy?" she mumbled, her eyelashes fluttering. "No, it's just me," I said, looking up when the door opened. "And Drake and Fiat, and Pal and Istvan, and I think that's Renaldo and another one of Fiat's bullies in the hall, although it's a little hard to see with everyone in the way.
~ Katie MacAlister
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The day before I left, he informed me that he was "nine-tenths thirsty" and I almost peed myself laughing.
~ Gayle Forman
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inofensivo. Soy como una broma pesada
~ George Gamow
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I'm very quiet off stage. I think I'm a pretty boring person. I'm not super talkative; I spend a lot of my time running and zoning out. I spend so much time trying to write jokes and 'be on,' so when I'm finally off stage, I just want to sit.
~ Michelle Wolf
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I was going to take you out to lunch for your birthday . . . but you already are.
~ Anonymous
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It strikes me as gruesome and comical that in our culture we have an expectation that man can always solve his problems ... This is so untrue that it makes me want to cry-or laugh.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
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He's a pug and he always looks that way.
~ Susan Maushart
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