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Quotes About Comical

I had a dog that was so lazy, he had a prerecorded bark.
~ leno jay iii
Geep,' whuppled the parrot.
~ James Thurber
Mr. Palmer does not hear me, said she, laughing, he never does sometimes. It is so ridiculous!
~ Jane Austen
I had eight Chihuahuas and a gun in my hand. Could it get any more ridiculous?
~ Janet Evanovich
So much for the sexy moment, I thought. Saved by monkey gas.
~ Janet Evanovich
I grew up in a family of filmmakers, so I always wanted to make films about animals, especially comical films. Something about animals amuses me. And they have a great mystery. It's the same mystique some people might feel looking at the stars or the ocean.
~ Isabella Rossellini
I clutched at the brow. The mice in my interior had now got up an informal dance and were buck-and-winging all over the place like a bunch of Nijinskys.
~ P. G. Wodehouse
He made a noise like a pig swallowing half a cabbage
~ P.G. Wodehouse
He returned with the tissue-restorer. I loosed it down the hatch, and after undergoing the passing discomfort, unavoidable when you drink Jeeves's patent morning revivers, of having the top of the skull fly up to the ceiling and the eyes shoot out of their sockets and rebound from the opposite wall like racquet balls, felt better. It
~ P.G. Wodehouse
you are such a dag
~ Christi Malthouse
My wife is a light eater ... as soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
~ Henny Youngman
They'd never get here in time. It's easy. A lobotomized monkey could do it." "And where are we going to find a lobotomized monkey at this time of night?
~ Jasper Fforde
C: What do you get when a giant sneezes? Out of the way. - Marigold
~ Jean Ferris
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. 'What! no soap?' So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber.
~ Samuel Foote
Holy fucking Batman there's a panther in my bed.
~ Unknown
in front of him was Lopis's muddy butt. He tried to be a gentleman about it, but there weren't a lot of other places he could look.
~ Troy Denning
camel-chewing, snore-a-minute son of a toad.
~ Tui T. Sutherland
but you haven't lived till you tried sitting in an emergency room holding a rodent at 2 a.m. next to a man with a sneezing parrot.
~ Woody Allen
Monkey now produced his staff and the two of them did their best to kill each other, like the affectionate in-laws they were.
~ Wu Cheng'en
He's our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them.
~ Lilian Jackson Braun
Generally speaking, life is so rich and full of variety; you have to remember all the time that there is a comical side to everything.
~ Wislawa Szymborska
Wrestling went from being sometimes comical to very serious, and there was a lot of depth regarding the vastness in which people performed.
~ Mark Henry
Trinidadians love speaking their own English; it's full of poetic forms and can be playful and lyrical and comical. Trinidadians are verbal acrobats, and I love being on the island just to hear the people speak.
~ Monique Roffey
I love zucchini. I love everything about zucchini. I love saying the word "zucchini." Zucchini, zucchini, zucchini! Even the individual syllables are charming! You can't not be happy around such a big, green, comical-sounding foodstuff. Zucchini's hilarious and delicious!
~ Jen Lancaster