Quotes About Wellness

Eat - well is drink - well's brother

Health food makes me sick.

Kitchen wisdom: Count your blessings but count your calories too.

Now, good digestion wait on appetite, and health on both!

Where do you go to get anorexia?

I just hate health food

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.

When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death.

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep them from eating it

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

According to the saying of an ancient philosopher, one should eat to live, and not live to eat

Laughing is the best medicine.But if you're laughing for no reason, you may need medicine.

Food is the most important meal of the day.

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible.

Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip.

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat".

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

For my high colestorol my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend.