Quotes About Parking

The first thing they saw on leaving the elevator was a long concrete wall with over fifty doors in it offering lavatory facilities for all of fifty major life forms. Nevertheless, like every parking lot in the Galaxy throughout the entire history of parking lots, this parking lot smelled predominantly of impatience.

Nevertheless, like every parking lot in the Galaxy throughout the entire history of parking lots, this parking lot smelled predominantly of impatience

A receipt blown crazily across the parking lot, was, perhaps, a moth.

It was the drive-in restaurant, a product of the Great Depression's crimp on the free-wheeling lifestyle that had grown up around movie-happy Hollywood. Drive-ins sprouted in city parking lots and spread along highways and canyon drives.

I think that I would find automobiles a little more interesting if they carried their own parking space with them.

There are athletes who believe God helps them win—against opponents who would seem, on the face of it, no less worthy of his favouritism. There are motorists who believe God saves them a parking space—thereby presumably depriving somebody else.

illegally double-parked near the entrance to the school playground, drones its slow maniacal song.

Church Parking Only. Violaters will be baptized.

The man who is tired of London is tired of looking for a parking space

Does anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps.

Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Don't ask God to cure cancer and world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space and fixing the weather for your barbecue.

You could probably go three or four months without the word 'God' coming from my dad's mouth; Mum would pray for a parking space.

It's nice to keep in touch - besides, it's the only place in London where you can park a car.

Parking is a nightmare for me... I still have sensors on my car that help me park.

It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas.

I think a lot of nights together have been spoiled by somebody not being able to find a parking spot and saying, "Why don't we just go home?"

The way humans hunt for parking and the way animals hunt for food are not as different as you might think.

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.

Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.

Positioning is finding the right parking space inside the consumer's mind and going for it before someone else takes it.

They do not usually deal with amenities—features that are not essential but make living a little easier, such as drapes, washing machines, swimming pools, saunas, parking places, intercoms, and dishwashers.