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Quotes About Parking

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
~ Bill Vaughan
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit — and parking as close to the stadium as possible.
~ Bill Vaughan
He drove past the new hot yoga place on Franklin Avenue—by hot he meant temperature of the class, not popularity or looks—and found parking across the street from Janice's. Five minutes early. He looked for Corinne's car. No sign of it, but she could be parked in the back lot. David
~ Harlan Coben
He parked next to Kristin's Audi convertible and headed inside. The bloated musclehead behind the desk looked Adam up and down and clearly found him wanting. He had the Cro-Magnon brow. His lips were frozen in a sneer of disdain. He wore some kind of sleeveless unitard. Adam feared the man might call him Brah. "Help
~ Harlan Coben
Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.
~ Dave Barry
To be clear, building a seamless and convenient network of protected cycling infrastructure will require trade-offs. On many streets, adding a cycle track means narrowing or removing car lanes, or eliminating on-street parking - scenarios that bring panic to car and business owners.
~ Michelle Wu
I love to do things that kind of mess with the movie formula that you can always find the right place to park; you've always got a phone signal. And I think audiences really respond to the limitations of real life when they intrude on drama.
~ Jed Mercurio
Everyone who wasn't trying to park or find their car was in a festive mood. And it was contagious. As in, I needed to remember to take my vitamin C when we got back.
~ Josh Lanyon
Discovery Cove is directly across the Central Florida Parkway from SeaWorld. Parking at the Discovery Cove lot is free.
~ Bob Sehlinger
On one side of the desk sits a bowl of dog biscuits for employees who bring their dogs to the office (a rare perk in a company that makes employees pay for parking and snacks).
~ Brad Stone
When the car reached the front of the house, Stan shifted into park and turned off the ignition. The crickets eased up. Myron almost waited for someone to note that it was "Quiet" and for someone else to add, "Yeah, too quiet." Stan
~ Harlan Coben
Someone parked two spots away from the red Buick. The car door opened, and a pole dancer got out. Yes, Maya knew her occupation. Long blond hair, shorts that barely covered half a cheek, a boob job that lifted them high enough to double as earrings—you didn't need the pole dancing equivalent of gaydar to see that this woman was either a pole dancer or a sixteen-year-old boy's fantasy come to life. When
~ Harlan Coben
The first year I was in Edinburgh in 1999 I got six parking tickets.
~ Alex Horne
It's hard to find parking space in Delhi and the traffic sucks there.
~ Badshah
I'm highly distractable, and I have too many things on my mind very often. When I'm driving in the city, it drives me so crazy - the city traffic and the parking - I just take cabs everywhere.
~ Dan Hill
The biggest downside of L.A. is the traffic and parking tickets. They turn me into Michael Douglas in 'Falling Down.'
~ Ali Wong
I need to crack the Mumbai traffic code - if I leave early, under the assumption that there will be traffic, I get completely clear roads and reach an hour before my meeting, and then because I can't find parking I end up having to walk anyway.
~ Saqib Saleem
Cities, too, are embracing digitization. Barcelona has installed in-ground parking sensors and launched connected public transportation as part of its Smart City strategy.
~ John T. Chambers
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.
~ Spiro T. Agnew
Where's your car? At LAX?
~ Michael Connelly
su escalada. Cuando llegó al descampado del aparcamiento no había rastro de Osani ni de su compañero.
~ Michael Connelly
It's nice to go skating in a parking lot and hang out with people who aren't talking about their next movie role.
~ Tom Green
I am the most skilled parallel parker the world has ever known.
~ Gene Weingarten
Romans park their cars the way I would park if I had just spilled a beaker of hydrochloric acid on my lap.
~ Bill Bryson