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Quotes About Parking

beyond a network of pedestrian tunnels and over a large open space shared by parking lots and those strange new-town trees that never seem to grow.
~ Bill Bryson
I love the way the Italians park. You turn any street corner in Rome and it looks as if you've just missed a parking competition for blind people.
~ Bill Bryson
Wow, look at all the places you can park," he said, as if for all these years he had been cruising endlessly, unable to terminate a journey.
~ Bill Bryson
Did you know—this is a little-known fact but absolute truth—that when they dedicate a new multistory car park, the Lord Mayor and his wife have a ceremonial pee in the stairwell? It's true.
~ Bill Bryson
I realized we'd pulled into a parking garage. We drove around two levels, pulled into a spot, then immediately pulled out again. Along with four other black Bentley SUVs. "What's going on?" I asked, as we headed back toward the exit with two Bentleys in front of us and two behind us. "Shell game," he said…
~ Sylvia Day
Raúl parked outside the brick-faced converted warehouse that was Parker Smith's Krav Maga studio and then escorted me inside, taking a seat on the bleachers. His presence threw me off a little bit. Clancy had always waited outside. Having Raúl watching made me a little self-conscious.
~ Sylvia Day
where you'd parked your Civic.
~ Junot Diaz
Wearable technology will tell us how well we are sleeping and whether we need to exercise. Sensors in the street will help us avoid traffic jams and find parking. Telemedicine applications will allow physicians to treat patients who are hundreds of miles away.
~ John T. Chambers
So where'd you park the car, Max?' 'I don't know. I couldn't see over the wheel.' 'That's okay. I think I can smell it.
~ Steve Purcell
George Graveline had a motto by which he faithfully lived: Always park in the shade.
~ Carl Hiaasen
Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.
~ Eli Roth
I've shot a lot of places, and I've produced. I always thought, 'Gosh, when you shoot in a big city, it's so difficult.' And New York, I always think, 'Where are you going to park the trucks? How are you going to stop the traffic?'
~ Scott Bakula
Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.
~ Dov Davidoff
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
~ Steven Wright
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
~ Steven Wright
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
~ Steven Wright
I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
~ Laura Kightlinger
I could see my mother's beater Chevy way down below in the parking lot and I pushed the green button on her automatic starter to see how far away I could be from something to make it come to life. Nothing happened, no lights came on.
~ Miriam Toews
Her father drove up and down car aisles, looking for a good slot. Who cared about a good slot? Just park the car already!
~ Caroline B. Cooney
Ar trebui sa se puna o pancarta pe care sa crie: Loc de parcare pentru cei care comit atacuri nocturne asupra lui Sookie.
~ Charlaine Harris
Your brother's car has been found, he told Jay Marriot. It's on a little road almost directly across from Sookie's driveway. ... Eric had told me that that little road, a dirt track leading back to a deer camp, was where Debbie Pelt had hidden her car when she'd come to kill me. Might as well put up a sign: PARKING FOR SOOKIE STACKHOUSE NIGHTTIME ATTACKS.
~ Charlaine Harris
And if this random, aimless driving worried parents, the driving was certainly preferable to the parking. More girls got pregnant in the summer than during the other three quarters of the year.
~ Kathleen Gilles Seidel
It takes analytical skills worthy of a degree in civil engineering to understand when and where one is allowed to leave a car in Montreal.
~ Kathy Reichs
I find the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking for the faculty.
~ Clark Kerr