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Quotes About Parking

What I did with his automobile was fairly dramatic and somewhat risky, but still a lot easier than finding a parking place on the Upper East Side.
~ Mark Helprin
Dying is easy; parking is impossible.
~ Art Buchwald
We gotta wait for your dad to park the car. Then we gotta hear the Epic Saga.
~ barr roseanne ii
The pirates left the boat in the Thames, next to the Palace of Westminster. They deliberately parked across two disabled spaces, because that kind of behaviour was pretty much the whole point of being a pirate.
~ Gideon Defoe
Q: Why should old people always use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
~ Scott McNeely
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.
~ Bob Edwards
There are just people going about what they always do. Talking. Parking crooked.
~ Markus Zusak
stilts, the ground floors given over to parking. It's a good idea in this car-maddened city
~ Arundhati Roy
block three times in search of a suitable parking space. We got there, and almost before I had closed the door behind him he said all the work was terrible. I
~ Jojo Moyes
It's all about the parking
~ Jon Boorstin
William Pearson said that really what they were talking about at the end of the day was Martin Fowler constantly parking like a cunt.
~ Jon McGregor
a lady lawyer who was working late one night. Her office was downtown. When she finished for the night, she went to the parking ramp to get her car, and someone hit her on the head and robbed her. Everyone thought she was murdered because they couldn't find her, only her papers all over the parking ramp. And blood. Then the police found her in California. She didn't know who she was or how she got there." "I don't believe it.
~ Jon Ripslinger
The question is: why can't parking lots be modest paradises?
~ Eran Ben-Joseph
Part of what makes the concept of miracles and God's intervention such a hot topic for so many people is that everyone wonders how a God who is presumably running the entire universe will not heal someone of cancer but will find someone else a parking space.
~ Eric Metaxas
Our room overlooks the parking lot, and if I peek out from behind the stiff beige curtains
~ Gillian Flynn
Another thing about the new and improved Coco Nerd: it's unparkable. Those external tailpipes make it as wide as a ferryboat. But I finally get it jammed in between Emma's Prius and the pickup truck belonging to the Elias farm. The door opens and I have about four inches of clearance to squeeze myself through.
~ Gordon Korman
Era una especie de gigante tosco, que a la luz de las luminarias del estacionamiento parecía brillar bañado en polvo de oro, los ojos azules estriados de rojo, inquietos y burlones bajo el ala del sombrero de fieltro manchado de sudor, el cuerpo fornido asentado en sus botas de fajina.
~ Sergio Ramírez
I quickly realized that shopping on Amazon had made the idea of parking my car and going into a store feel like an outrageous imposition on my time and good nature.
~ Maria Semple
Still, I did a double take when I saw the following headline in the Provincetown Banner: PLOVERS CLOSE PARKING LOT. An image flashed through my mind of little birds dragging a chain across the entrance and waving away traffic. I thought it was the silliest thing I had ever seen until I turned the page and read DOG FECES CLOSES BEACHES.
~ Steven Pinker
I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
~ Laura Kightlinger
They paved paradiseAnd put up a parking lot.
~ Joni Mitchell
Parking is a nightmare for me... I still have sensors on my car that help me park.
~ Jordana Brewster
I was astonished to learn in one of these best-selling books (on church life) that the size of my church parking lot had far more to do with how things fared in my congregation than my choice of texts in preaching. I was being lied to and I knew it.
~ Eugene H. Peterson
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
~ Evan Esar