Quotes About Health

Perfect sanity is a myth propagated by straitjacket salesmen.

It's much more difficult to maintain personal hygiene if you're obese. Believe it or not, I've found items like remote controls and packages of cigarettes in people's fat rolls.

I used to jog but it's bad for the knees. Too much beta carotene turns you orange, too much calcium gives you kidney stones. Health kills.

A dialysis patient's life is hard. Laugh harder.

When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma.

Have some carrots. They're good for your eyes.""Then you have some fries. They're good for your... I don't know. They're just good.

(I didn't tell him that thediagnosis came three months after I got my first period. Like: Congratulations! You're a woman. Now die.)

I'd like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor

Those who say that I am being punished are saying that god can't think of anything more vengeful than cancer for a heavy smoker.

I take really good care of myself. I promised myself long ago that I would never miss a hunting season, never poison my sacred temple with drugs, alcohol, tobacco or bad food.

And people get so weird about mental illness, you follow the rules! You don't up a heart patient on a roller coaster, you don't put a mental patient on a hunting trip with you!

Whether it was hunting, fishing, or playing sports, my children were going to grow up outside. They weren't going to be sitting on the couch inside. At least they didn't grow up to be nerds.

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't think of what it might be.

Yoga does things with the human body that defy the imagination.

The meaning of spirituality is to be healthy and happy; to be physically, emotionally and mentally strong. We can't find this with imagination. We must practice.

The sick are victims of their own imagination.

Experience, the only logic sure to convince a diseased imagination and restore it to rugged health.

I am very frustrated by fear of imagination, I don't think that's healthy.

If it weren't for my imagination, I would weigh ten thousand pounds. This is because the only way I am able to exercise anymore is through a long and vivid revenge fantasy.

Sanitation is more important than Independence.

Insanity is a perfectly natural adjustment to a totally unnatural and negative environment.

Eminent nutritionists have traded their independence for the food industry's favors.

Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool.