Quotes About Ass

Well, look who's joining the party, boys, Dog drawled. Looks like the bet's off. The hell it is. Lawe moved in, just slightly behind his mate's right shoulder. You have my thousand. My mate will kick his ass.

Be smart and take your pert little ass out the door and away from danger." Pert little ass? Frowning, she looked behind herself. From what she could see, her ass—pert or otherwise—looked nonexistent thanks to the shape of her skirt.

You are ass and I like class. I like diamonds, you are a glass. You brown mouse, I like black cats. You boy pussy but i like tom cats. Just because you got the dance, don't think you stand a fucking chance.

Captain Billings," he drawled finally, "if you will pardon my candor, I might remark that you are something of an ass, don't you know.

The Lord opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee?

Asino tu nascesti, ad asino morrai. [An ass you were born; an ass you will die.]

The cankered passion of envy is nothing akin to the silly envy of the ass.L'Estrange,Fab.xxxviii.

Are you saying that your fat-ass cat has turned me into a vampire? Um, maybe?

They'll be fine, Wickersham said. Practice makes perfect. I had to ask. You practice running away? We knew we'd make enemies. Other organizations have fire drills; we have oh-shit-someone-found-our-ass drills.

The poor fool hadn't realized that if all mankind shares a folly or an illusion, and likes to share it even knowing what it is, then the illusion is much more valuable and fine a kind of thing than the ass who wants to upset it.

Patience is a flatterer, sir, and an ass, sir.

Privilege: the belief that because a dog has been carefully trained not to bite YOUR ass, that is has no teeth.

A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles.

A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A reporter should know the difference.

You will not get the crowd to cry Hosanna until you ride into town on an ass.

Can an ass be tragic? To perish under a burden one can neither bear nor throw off? The case of the philosopher.

Carter Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy You can do that in China but you can get your ass killed out here, man.

Jen's an impact player, a spoiled brat, a royal pain-in-the-ass, and she rewires me like nothing else.

Is there something I can do? About what? she snapped. About your problem, he persisted. Does anybody's ass need kicking? I can take care of that for you. I kick good ass. Her laughter rang out, sweet and bright and gorgeous. Wow, she said. You'd do that for me? After, what has it been now, a fifteen-minute acquaintance? Twenty, maybe, tops? He considered that, and opened his mouth, and the raw, uncut, uncensored truth just plopped right out. Yeah, he said. I would.

The contemporary motto for the mullet-wearer is business in front, party in the back but the Indian mullet warrior motto was I don't want my hair to get in my eyes as I'm kicking your ass.

Gee, thanks Dad. I promise to be a good boy and play nice with the other kids.(Kyrian) Smart ass.(Julian) Better than a dumb ass.(Kyrian)

Zeus is the king, right? (Simone) He thinks he is most days. Personally, I think he's a pompous ass who should be bitch-slapped by Hera at least once in his existence. (Xypher)

You came after all, Z. Glad you made the party. (Acheron) What the hell? I didn't have anything better to do. Figured I might as well come kick ass and take names. Not that I really give a damn about their names. I'm just in it for the bloodlust. (Zarek)

Why are you being so cruel? (Kiara) Honestly? Because I believed your bullshit lies when you spewed them and I don't often make that mistake. I should have listened to myself and known that in the end, you're just like every other sanctimonious ass out there who dares to call us callous and unfeeling. (Syn)