Quotes About Ass

Ten to one it's Syn's stupid ass needing something stupid. (Nykyrian) You're hung up on that word, aren't you? (Kiara)

There will come a time and a place when you won't be as lucky as you are tonight. (Varyk) Come get some anytime you miss your mama and need your ass spanked. (Dev)

It looks like a typical voodoo sacrifice. (Fang) Well, slap my ass and call me Sally if you're not bright. (Thorn)

While there was a playfulness to their caustic bards, there was also an aura of "I'll kick your ass back to the Steel Age if you so much as breathe my air the wrong way."' (Alix)

Her Squire, Celena, Ms. Blood Rite, I-kill-anything-that-breaks-formation, is on her way over here to have a word with you. Since Celena isn't real big on conversation, I'm taking that as a euphemism for 'kick your ass.' (Rafael)

Real gangster-ass Nerdfighters don't run from nothing… 'cause real gangster-ass Nerdfighters can't run fast.

It's way too late to start pretending you like me." "I do like you, you enormous pain in the ass.

Doctors are an enormous pain in the ass. Trust me. I know. I am one.

Don't make excuses for me. I was an ass. I'm still an ass. I broke up with you, and you deserve better.

I talk about these mysterious forces all the time with my chef cronies. Nothing illustrates them more than the Last Meal Game. You're getting into the electric chair tomorrow morning. They're gonna strap you down, turn up the juice and fry your ass until your eyes sizzle and pop like McNuggets. You've got one meal left. What are you having for dinner? When playing this game with chefs - and we're talking good chefs here- the answers are invariable simple ones.

My definition of a liberal is a man who has his ass firmly stuck in clouds of cotton wool.

484.The original release date of Halo 2 for the PC was delayed because Microsoft discovered that one of the developers hid a picture of his ass in it.

bearded one cackled and the man in the orange cap said, "Everybody knows what Zapheads are, or else they're dead." "I don't have a gun." The bearded man aimed his weapon at DeVontay. "Then you better get your ass over here, hadn't

There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his character is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler animals, yet see what ridicule has brought him to. Instead of feeling complimented when we are called an ass, we are left in doubt.

The driver treated his cab as a peasant might treat his horse or ass, with numb and proprietorial cruelty. The bursts of acceleration were like long-toothed, lip-flapping exhalations; then came the looping whinny of the brakes.

is a bureaucrat, first and foremost. His central concern—now and always—is going to be his position within the power structure, not the needs of the struggle. When a job goes sour, his first thought is going to be: cover my ass. And for that, ain't nothing better than a dumb young greenhorn

Vickery, a slim fellow in his early fifties, had already sweated through his uniform. His shirt clung to his chest, and his pants puckered out in back where an ass should have been.

Biegler, you remind me of every REMF I ever met in a combat zone. You want a guaranteed result with zero risk, and your ass covered if the shit hits the fan. But that's not how it works in the real world. So please shut the fuck up and let me work here.

When Juan Antonio Samaranch said the Olympics are more important than the Catholic Church, I just couldn't believe it. I said to myself, 'Don't let your expression show that he has just made a total ass of himself. Be cool, and just keep right on talking.'

A man with a career, good grooming habits and a great ass right here in Whitford. Maybe it was her lucky day.

Didn't she know? "Yes" to dinner today. "Yes" to marriage tomorrow. Dammit, he had a schedule to keep. A schedule that involved getting her sweet ass into bed as fast as humanly possible.

He actually seemed to want an answer, so I shrugged and said, "A superior who inherited the job from an uncle rams a barge pole up his ass.

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.