Quotes About Ass

Isn't it a violation of the Georgia sodomy law for the Supreme Court to have its head up its ass?

He had the whitest, smoothest, most hairless ass I'd ever seen on a human being in my life. It looked like two pools of milk on a moonlit night.

Smonk ignored the mule for the whore it was, off with the first little shit to put ass to it.

Then set the hounds loose, boy - it's time to kick demonic ass!

That was the problem with an eight-figure gorilla of a client. It took all of your time and attention. Old clients dried up and died away. New clients were not cultivated. His complacency had come back to bite him right in the ass. He

I must to the barber's, mounsieur; for methinks I am     marvellous hairy about the face; and I am such a tender ass, if     my hair do but tickle me I must scratch.

Man I go crazy on the beat I go Nimrod, Man I act a ass, treat the beat like a hemorrhoid Man I go to work on the beat, call it employ, Man I kicks it, b-tch get your shin guard.

Don't you want to go for tacos?" Vince called as I hit the door. "Go jump up your ass," I said. After all, if there really was a prize for saying "ass," I deserved a shot at it.

You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I'm telling you why, Cause Santa Clause might put a cap in your ass.

Ian stood. "I'm taking a short walk in the park. Stay here." I stood. "Like hell." "Then stay behind me." "Could you at least say 'cover my six'? Give me a little dignity here." "Okay. Cover my six—just don't shoot me in the ass." "How about I kick it?" Sykes wasn't the only one asking for it. I heard the grin in his voice. "You're always welcome to try.

Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops.

There isn't any poison oak in the winter. It's hard to convince a girl you're sexy when you can't stop scratching your ass because of the rash. -Jax Cullen

As in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'? The skull howled with laughter. You just got your ass handed to you by a nursery tale ? I wouldn't say they handed me my ass, I said. Bob was nearly strangling on his laughter, and given that he had no lungs it seemed gratuitous somehow. That's because you can't see yourself, he choked out. Your nose is all swollen up and you've got two black eyes. You look like a raccoon. Holding a dislocated ass.

Give me your gun," I said. "Why?" "So that the next time you start talking I can shoot your wise ass.

Maybe I'd been shut away in my lab too long, but Spenser never mentions that the Faerie Queen has a great ass.

I had a good teacher. Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass. I mean you, dummy.

How'd you get to be so good at this? I had a good teacher. Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass. I mean you, dummy. Oh.

Don't do me any favors, Glass Ass, Jason snapped.

Freud would have had a grand time analyzing my have-to-die-clean complex. But then Freud was an ass.

If Eric's a demon," I said slowly, "that makes you a..." "Rogue demon hunter." I blinked. "Lost in the Buffyverse, are we?" "That show was a real pain in my ass," he muttered.

You're a fixer, Grant mused. You're also a colossal pain in the ass. The thing is, it's the pains in the ass that change the world.

I am ashamed the law is such an ass.

Why do you file off the front sight of your 1911 when going into bear country?" his father had asked. "So it doesn't hurt as much when the grizzly shoves it up your ass.

Stop thinking like a madman, or you will end up acting like an ass.