Quotes About Ass

Course, I always knew you were a royal. Just didn't know it went past the pain-in-the-ass part.

I'll teach the fucker to read," V muttered. "By cramming the Library of Congress up his ass.

Clearly his next tat needed to be more along the lines of a donkey. 'Cuz he was acting like an ass. -Rehv's thoughts

John landed on his ass, skidding back on the crappy concrete walkway. Which proved why you needed to wear good leathers. Dermabrasion much?

The shower stall was a generous size for a male, but it was close quarters with the two of them and he had to keep his ass pressed against the cool tile to make one hundred percent sure that Mr. Bright Idea and his twin sidekicks, Dumber and Dumberer, stayed away from her. After all, the pep talk had done wonders, but he wasn't going to push it.

We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass.

You're British, you're a priest, you're a medical doctor, you can handle a rifle, you know Morse Code, and most importantly of all, you're a fucking pain in the ass – so off you go!

TL;DR: I got recruited out of a park to prevent Tristan from getting his ass kicked in a swordfight and they found out I was a CS major.

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I announced to Kate, who was still wearing her scarf over her face, "I want to be a warlord." No reply. "But I want to ride a white Arabian stallion. Not a Toyota." "The only leather that's ever come in contact with your ass is your La-Z-Boy.

And now a few words about the excrement shaft; it was basically a six-story indoor outhouse, with a hole in each floor. A squatter. So you had to look up, and if you saw someone's ass above you… well, too much information. More importantly, the shit shaft could be a means of escape. Always look for an escape.

Your skin looks like margarine, and your pants are so tight I feel like congratulating the blood that can get to your ass.

and I said to him when you learn to read then you learn everything you didnt know before. But when you write you write only what you know allready so patientia Im better off not knowing how to write because the ass is the ass

Of course," said Mik, without missing a beat. "However, as cool a word as samurai is, I don't think it's what we really mean. We just want to be able to kick ass, right?" "Well, definitely don't phrase it that way. We'd probably just become highly skilled at kicking people in the ass. Don't turn your back on them," she intoned. "They never miss.

This is my body, and I can do whatever I want to it. I can push it. Study it. Tweak it. Listen to it. Everybody wants to know what I'm on. What am I on? I'm on my bike busting my ass six hours a day. What are you on?

It's Magnus Bane." He grinned at Alec mockingly. "Rhymes with 'overcareful pain in the ass'.

Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat." I grinned. "I've noticed." Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. "It's an equestrian term." "Really? I thought you were talking about his ass.

In a childhood full of unhappiness and rage, Babar is one of the few pleasant memories i have. Me and Babar, kicking some motherfucking ass.

Kurkov loves his weltschmerz as much as the next guy--but he doesn't see why weltschmerz shouldn't come bundled up with a narrative that kicks a little bit of ass--the edge of the left cheek, say.

Damn skippy." "Who is Skippy? Why are you mad at him?" "It's an expression. Like bet your ass." "People are always betting their asses. Language is fun.

We are all connected on the inside. Your ass is just the far end of your mouth.

Now the passing etiquette. Do I give you the ass or the crotch?

Jehan snorted. "He's a legend in his own mind. Pay no attention to him." Sav barked a laugh. "Envy isn't a good look for you, Highness." "And you may kiss my royal ass, peasant.

Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.