Quotes About Restaurant

If a man takes you to a restaurant of his choosing, don't compliment him. Rave about the quality of the food and he'll be thrilled, because he took you there.

Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms.

There's a pretty equitable distribution in the restaurant industry of how money gets paid, except for in the kitchen. The kitchen is the lowest-paid group of people.

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

I wanna open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant and call it Tapas the Morning to Ja.

I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.

The brains of members of the Press departments of motion-picture studios resemble soup at a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them.

Hope with deep driving desires is an order of the most delicious delicacy in a restaurant we call the universe.

I haven't eaten at a McDonald's since I became President.

A cat came out of an alley, took a look at all the snow, and went back in. Farther on up the street a fat man, aproned and puffing, emerged from a restaurant and whiffed the cold air and gazed yearningly at the sky. As though even the dreams were up there, much too far away.

They cut the menu from twenty-five items to nine, featuring hamburgers and cheeseburgers, and they made the burgers a little smaller—ten hamburgers from one pound of meat instead of eight.

Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

If you're not in a good mood, the only thing you should make is a reservation.

If I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant.

Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car...

I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.

I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes four hours." I asked why and he said: "It keeps turning off the gas."

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."

Why don't they have waiters in waiting rooms?

My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.

I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!